[ship in space]

CHRONICLE OF EVENTS
ANNO DOMINI 2101

A CONFLAGRATION OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPORTIONS WAS ON THE PRECIPICE OF ERUPTION

[scared comms officer talks to a person in a chair]

CAPITAIN: WHAT TRANSPIRED?!

ENGINEER: AN UNKNOWN AGENT HAS ORCHESTRATED THE INSTALLATION OF AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE

COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: WE ARE PRESENTLY ON THE RECEIVING END OF A TRANSMISSION

CAPTAIN: WHAT?!

COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: THE PRINCIPAL VISUAL INTERFACE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

CAPTAIN: COULD IT BE... YOU?!!!!

[character with vertical hair, half a robot face, and a flowing cloak looks smugly at the camera]

FELINES: SALUTATIONS, ESTEEMED GENTLEFOLK

FELINES: THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR INFRASTRUCTURAL STRONGHOLDS HAVE BEEN IRREVERSIBLY APPROPRIATED UNDER OUR DOMINION

FELINES: ONE COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR TRAJECTORY IS NOW IRREVERSIBLY ALIGNED WITH CATASTROPHIC ANNIHILATION

[the captain facepalms]

CAPTAIN: COULD YOU PLEASE CLARIFY THAT ASSERTION?!

[the captain still facepalms, while felines appears in the background]

FELINES: THE PROBABILITY OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS LOOKING STATISTICALLY QUITE NULL, KINDLY EMBRACE THE FUTILITY OF RESISTANCE AND RESIGN YOURSELVES

FELINES: EH? HA! HEH HEH.

[panic on the deck of the ship]

COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: CAPTAIN!!!

CAPTAIN: DEPLOY ALL ZIG-CLASS ASSAULT VESSELS WITHOUT DELAY

CAPTAIN: I AM FULLY CONFIDENT IN YOUR OPERATIONAL COMPETENCE

CAPTAIN: EXECUTE THE ZIG MANŒUVER

CAPTAIN: FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF JUSTICE ON A GRANDIOSE SCALE

[a ship escapes an explosion, looking sad]

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