I believe in back left burner supremacy (if you’re right-handed and you don’t want to set fire to your tits)

Some people like their tits hot.

The only correct choice is induction lol

Whoa, a rare IT Crowd reference? It boggles the mind!

That's the burner I use for slow heating sauces that I dont have to mess with much.

You people are weird.

Not all of us have tits large enough for that to be a consideration.

I get grumpy when I visit family and have to use a coil or glass top stove.

You can pry my induction stove out of my cold, dead hands.

Back left? Fuck! This makes me want to puke! Such sickness! Such depravity!

You disgust me.

You must warm a lot of mac and cheese for one while microwaving dino chicken nuggets.

It’s the boys love burner <3

I don’t think that’s a thing outside America… but it certainly cooks a lot of instant noodles and if I’m feeling fancy bolognaise