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Ariselas piefed.ca Ariselas@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-14
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lauha lemmy.world lauha@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#2 · Quote Reply

Five guys as four guys with six lights.
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essell lemmy.world essell@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-28
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

And I thought the name "five guys" couldn't get any more homoerotic

"I've guys" definitely sounds like an invitation
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gon [he] lemmy.dbzer0.com gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#4 · Quote Reply

HOW MANY GUYS ARE THERE?!?!
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rockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zone rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-02-24
#5 · Quote Reply

Three musketeers ass building
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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-13
#6 · Quote Reply

My bed to where?
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Otter lemmy.ca otter@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-05
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply 
5 - FIVE GUYS
4 - _IV_ GUYS
3 - ___E GUYS
2 - unknown
1 - _I__ GUY_
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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#8 · Quote Reply

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damnthefilibuster lemmy.world damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#9 · Quote Reply
lauha wrote:
Five guys as four guys with six lights.

Oh nice one!!
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P1k1e lemmy.world P1k1e@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-29
#10 · Quote Reply

THERE ARE 6 LIGHTS!
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MrNesser lemmy.world MrNesser@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#11 · Quote Reply

oh that's just plain mean
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JoShmoe ani.social JoShmoe@ani.social
Joined: 2023-09-12
#12 · Quote Reply
Otter wrote:
5 - FIVE GUYS 4 - _IV_ GUYS 3 - ___E GUYS 2 - unknown 1 - _I__ GUY_

IVE GUYS
I have guys
F__ GUYS
Ffffff guys
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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#13 · Quote Reply

"Look, all I'm asking for is a hydration boost, slow dripped into my left arm."

"Sir, this is a Five Guys."
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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

"By the end, all I could actually see was a Burger King."
*spiteful grin*
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Ghostalmedia lemmy.world Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#15 · Quote Reply
yermaw wrote:

Is this was American’s consider “fine art?”
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pticrix lemmy.ca pticrix@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-07-06
#16 · Quote Reply
JoShmoe wrote:
IVE GUYS I have guys F__ GUYS Ffffff guys

Would two be just "Guys"?
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ryannathans aussie.zone ryannathans@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-09-20
#17 · Quote Reply

4? Where else have I heard that number lately
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ChunderBustickles piefed.nz ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz
Joined: 2026-09-10
#18 · Quote Reply
Ghostalmedia wrote:
Is this was American’s consider “fine art?”

Look, if you have to ask what its worth, you obviously can't afford it...
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