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cannedtuna
lemmy.world
cannedtuna@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-21 |
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Trex
lemmy.world
Trex202@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-03 |
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JoShmoe
ani.social
JoShmoe@ani.social Joined: 2023-09-12 |
Anon’s best attempt at coping after being cheated on, feeling betrayed and then murdering. |
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Zachariah
lemmy.world
Zachariah@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
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frog
feddit.uk
frog@feddit.uk Joined: 2025-03-20 |
He will realize when this kid is breast feeding and he's just staring. Then it'll click. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
It may seem weird but it's actually a good solution. It's still his son but also his best friend. Better this than some asshole kid who's not his reincarnated friend. |
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criss_cross
lemmy.world
criss_cross@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-17 |
I appreciate the JPG on this. |
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Saapas
piefed.zip
Saapas@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-11-23 |
Anon’s best attempt at coping after being cheated on, feeling betrayed and then murdering.
It's good to see people getting closure |
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Danarchy
lemmy.nz
Danarchy@lemmy.nz Joined: 2025-12-07 |
It may seem weird but it's actually a good solution. It's still his son but also his best friend. Better this than some asshole kid who's not his reincarnated friend.
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move |
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Lushed_Lungfish
lemmy.ca
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-14 |
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move
I could not stand having me as a kid. I am amazed my parents didn't strangle me. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move
What? The baby wasn't exactly like him. It was his son with his friend's soul reincarnated into it. |
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Sc00ter
lemmy.zip
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-14 |
I could not stand having me as a kid. I am amazed my parents didn't strangle me.
My daughter is very much me. When she gets on my wifes nerves, she'll tell me to "go take care of little you." The thing is, i know what i was responsive too, so i know how to curb the attitude. The only time that hasnt played out in my favor was one time she was pushing her sisters buttons, and I said, "oh theres nothing we can do about this one. We're going to have to wait til her sister snaps and lets her have it." My wife didnt like that answer one bit |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Your best friend:
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trainsrkool
lemmy.ml
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-06-05 |
oh. oh no 🥀 |
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tetris11
feddit.uk
tetris11@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-02-17 |
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aksdb
lemmy.world
aksdb@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-17 |
He will realize when this kid is breast feeding and he's just staring. Then it'll click.
That kid was deeper in his wife than he could ever be. It also likely made her scream more than he could ever achieve. He really didn’t think this through. |
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spankysalmon
fedinsfw.app
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-28 |
I could not stand having me as a kid. I am amazed my parents didn't strangle me.
I'm a bit upset, actually |
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spankysalmon
fedinsfw.app
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-28 |
That kid was deeper in his wife than he could ever be. It also likely made her scream more than he could ever achieve. He really didn’t think this through.
If only child birth was pleasure and not pain. |
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aksdb
lemmy.world
aksdb@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-17 |
If only child birth was pleasure and not pain.
The relieve once it's finally out is probably close enough after the hours of "fighting". |
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ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє
lemmy.sdf.org
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgJoined: 2023-06-21 |
The relieve once it's finally out is probably close enough after the hours of "fighting".
I think we men should just shut up about things that we don't know about. Post-partum depression can literally kill people. |
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TRAHR
quokk.au
TRAHR@quokk.auJoined: 2026-08-17 |
I think we men should just shut up about things that we don't know about. Post-partum depression can literally kill people.
Awomen |
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samus12345
sh.itjust.works
samus12345@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-03 |
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JasonDJ
lemmy.zip
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-16 |
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move
Both my kids are exactly like me, except with opposite varieties of ADHD. I can't stand it. Love em to death but man just because they are like me doesn't make them more predictable. In my case, they're completely unpredictable...just like I was. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Nah, my son is a way cooler friend than any of the dopes that I counted as friends growing up. |
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Trainguyrom
reddthat.com
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-06-10 |
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move
The only saving grace is your kids are also a healthy dose of your partner's qualities. With our kids my wife and I are constantly like "yup that's me right there" "oh but that behavior is all me" |
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fishy
lemmy.today
fishy@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-01-28 |
My daughter is very much me. When she gets on my wifes nerves, she'll tell me to "go take care of little you." The thing is, i know what i was responsive too, so i know how to curb the attitude. The only time that hasnt played out in my favor was one time she was pushing her sisters buttons, and I said, "oh theres nothing we can do about this one. We're going to have to wait til her sister snap...
This is my son and I. I know what he's thinking before he does, because my brain got there before his. |
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SabinStargem
lemmy.today
SabinStargem@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-03-15 |
Bartender: "So your son fucked himself back into existence through your wife?" |
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Jankatarch
lemmy.world
Jankatarch@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-12 |
Upvoted for being the only variation of this meme-post-thingy I see WITHOUT some racist agenda crammed inside of it. |
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badmancrooks
piefed.social
badmancrooks@piefed.social Joined: 2026-06-19 |
Kinda the plot of 'Enter The Void' innit? |
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aksdb
lemmy.world
aksdb@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-17 |
I think we men should just shut up about things that we don't know about. Post-partum depression can literally kill people.
That comes after the physical relieve of having the baby out. Also the pregnancy and the birth itself can kill people; don’t need the potentially following depression for that. But anyway: this thread is clearly not serious, is it? |
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Ghoelian
piefed.social
Ghoelian@piefed.social Joined: 2025-03-19 |
What? The baby wasn't exactly like him. It was his son with his friend's soul reincarnated into it.
I thought the joke was that his wife cheated on him with his best friend |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
I thought the joke was that his wife cheated on him with his best friend
I mean... it's all fake so it might as well be about actual reincarnation. |
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