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‘Horrible, horrible human being’: Alan Dershowitz on Rep. Ilhan Omar probe
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CharlesDarwin lemmy.world CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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bitteroldcoot piefed.social bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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Alan Dershowitz is a Horrible, horrible human being.

(fixed it for you)

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CharlesDarwin lemmy.world CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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What even the fuck?

This guy is talking about someone else going to jail?

Mr. "I got a massage at Epstein's house, but it's totes cool, trust me bro" guy?

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Rhaedas fedia.io Rhaedas@fedia.io
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Alan Dershowitz is a Horrible, horrible human being. (fixed it for you)

Like this: "Horrible, horrible human being Alan Dershowitz on Rep. Ilhan Omar probe"

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Corvidae lemmy.world Corvidae@lemmy.world
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#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

What "criminal conduct"?

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DMCMNFIBFFF lemmy.world DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
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Dershowitz argued that public opinion could shift if federal investigators are able to prove she provided false information on her citizenship application or that someone else submitted false information on her behalf.

According to Wikipedia, she became a US citizen when she was 17, and if the latter was the case, presumably another, not her, would be culpable.

Is Dershowitz becoming kind of like a birther?

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Rhaedas fedia.io Rhaedas@fedia.io
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Dershowitz argued that public opinion could shift if federal investigators are able to prove she provided false information on her citizenship application or that someone else submitted false information on her behalf. According to Wikipedia, she became a US citizen when she was 17, and if the latter was the case, presumably another, not her, would be culpable. Is Dershowitz becoming kind of li...

Also

if federal investigators are able to prove

I totally read this as "able to make up convincing enough proof"

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Eat_Your_Paisley lemmy.world Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
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I don't think the Trump administration really wants to open that door

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CharlesDarwin lemmy.world CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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Dershowitz argued that public opinion could shift if federal investigators are able to prove she provided false information on her citizenship application or that someone else submitted false information on her behalf. According to Wikipedia, she became a US citizen when she was 17, and if the latter was the case, presumably another, not her, would be culpable. Is Dershowitz becoming kind of li...

He was running with Epstein, so it's not like him being a questionable character started recently.

https://epsteinwiki.com/knowledge-base/alan-dershowitz/

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Zak lemmy.world Zak@lemmy.world
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The lawyer who defended OJ Simpson, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump has no shortage of experience with horrible, horrible human beings, but doesn't seem to be very good at identifying them.

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deHaga feddit.uk deHaga@feddit.uk
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tburkhol slrpnk.net tburkhol@slrpnk.net
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What "criminal conduct"?

As I understand, her father may have made some misstatements in his citizenship application, so his citizenship may be invalid, and since she was a minor child at the time, her citizenship-by-derivation may would be invalid. He is conveniently dead now and unable to defend or clarify any allegations. But also, she lied about being 12-not-13 when they arrived, and was really 18 when her father was (potentially fraudulently) naturalized, so she's not even eligible for parental-derived citizenship. But also, she married her own brother to help him get citizenship, which is both fraud and icky. But also, she suddenly reports a multi-million dollar net worth, shortly after marrying multi-millionaire Tim Mynett (not her brother), which obviously means she's been taking bribes from Al Qaeda.

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yesman lemmy.world yesman@lemmy.world
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Everyone on the Epstein files needs to shut the fuck up about being a judge of character. Even the ones who did nothing wrong are obviously terrible at that.

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GorGor startrek.website GorGor@startrek.website
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Like this: "Horrible, horrible human being Alan Dershowitz on Rep. Ilhan Omar probe"

“Horrible, horrible human being and Epstein friend Alan Dershowitz blathers about Rep. Ilhan Omar probe”

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heavyboots lemmy.ml heavyboots@lemmy.ml
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This should be getting so much more major press attention. Like, nightly. Flip the script and say Biden was in power and did a 5am raid on Boebert, or basically any other random MAGA figure. How badly would they be losing their minds then?

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DMCMNFIBFFF lemmy.world DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
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As I understand, her father may have made some misstatements in his citizenship application, so his citizenship may be invalid, and since she was a minor child at the time, her citizenship-by-derivation may would be invalid. He is conveniently dead now and unable to defend or clarify any allegations. But also, she lied about being 12-not-13 when they arrived, and was really 18 when her father w...

Would there be a statute of limitations in this?

Also, what if Dershowitz succeeded in getting her deported. How would this affect a Democratic majority in the House; or GOP, particularly Trumplican, chances in her district, before or after 2028?

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Zaktor sopuli.xyz Zaktor@sopuli.xyz
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I was wondering who would be talking to Epstein-associate and defender of pedophiles, Alan Dershowitz, about who's a good person after his many disgraces, but News Nation is just another news organization telling its staff to push right-wing perspectives. And the show he was invited on is from a former Fox host.

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
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Alan Dershowitz is a Horrible, horrible human being. (fixed it for you)

He's not human

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
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Dershowitz argued that public opinion could shift if federal investigators are able to prove she provided false information on her citizenship application or that someone else submitted false information on her behalf. According to Wikipedia, she became a US citizen when she was 17, and if the latter was the case, presumably another, not her, would be culpable. Is Dershowitz becoming kind of li...

Pedophile Zionist scum

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Zaktor sopuli.xyz Zaktor@sopuli.xyz
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What even the fuck? This guy is talking about someone else going to jail? Mr. "I got a massage at Epstein's house, but it's totes cool, trust me bro" guy?

Defender of OJ, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Trump. And who lobbied for a pardon for a man who was convicted of transporting CSAM twice. He served his first term. Got out. And did it again. And Dershowitz thought he should be pardoned!

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Zaktor sopuli.xyz Zaktor@sopuli.xyz
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As I understand, her father may have made some misstatements in his citizenship application, so his citizenship may be invalid, and since she was a minor child at the time, her citizenship-by-derivation may would be invalid. He is conveniently dead now and unable to defend or clarify any allegations. But also, she lied about being 12-not-13 when they arrived, and was really 18 when her father w...

Okay, but none of that is true.

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Burn_The_Right lemmy.today Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today
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This should be getting so much more major press attention. Like, nightly. Flip the script and say Biden was in power and did a 5am raid on Boebert, or basically any other random MAGA figure. How badly would they be losing their minds then?

That's exactly what we should be doing. We never properly finished the civil war, and now we have concentration camps and fascism. We need to deport or permanently detain all conservatives. This is their plan for the normal people, so they should see this strategy as fair game.

Conservatives have no place in a modern society. We would be significantly healthier and safer without them.

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DMCMNFIBFFF lemmy.world DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
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Would there be a statute of limitations in this? Also, what if Dershowitz succeeded in getting her deported. How would this affect a Democratic majority in the House; or GOP, particularly Trumplican, chances in her district, before or after 2028?

FWIW,

wp:Ilhan Omar

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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
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Dershowitz argued that public opinion could shift if federal investigators are able to prove she provided false information on her citizenship application or that someone else submitted false information on her behalf. According to Wikipedia, she became a US citizen when she was 17, and if the latter was the case, presumably another, not her, would be culpable. Is Dershowitz becoming kind of li...

Dershowitz is a paedo, in his opinion 17 year olds are perfectly capable of making their own decisions regarding their citizenship, among other things...

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Rat_in_a_hat lemmy.ca Rat_in_a_hat@lemmy.ca
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Why should I or anyone else care about what douch-o-witz has to say? The fucking ghoul

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Whostosay sh.itjust.works Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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Defender of OJ, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Trump. And who lobbied for a pardon for a man who was convicted of transporting CSAM twice. He served his first term. Got out. And did it again. And Dershowitz thought he should be pardoned!

Gotta keep the plug active

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CharlesDarwin lemmy.world CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

Defender of OJ, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Trump. And who lobbied for a pardon for a man who was convicted of transporting CSAM twice. He served his first term. Got out. And did it again. And Dershowitz thought he should be pardoned!

He also argued for lowering the age of consent to 15 or possibly 14:

Dershowitz publicly argued in 1997 for lowering the age of consent to fifteen or possibly fourteen, and he defended the constitutional basis of that position in 2019.

https://epsteinwiki.com/knowledge-base/alan-dershowitz/

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CharlesDarwin lemmy.world CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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Dershowitz is a paedo, in his opinion 17 year olds are perfectly capable of making their own decisions regarding their citizenship, among other things...

Possibly fourteen:

https://epsteinwiki.com/knowledge-base/alan-dershowitz/

Dershowitz publicly argued in 1997 for lowering the age of consent to fifteen or possibly fourteen, and he defended the constitutional basis of that position in 2019.

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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
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Possibly fourteen: https://epsteinwiki.com/knowledge-base/alan-dershowitz/ Dershowitz publicly argued in 1997 for lowering the age of consent to fifteen or possibly fourteen, and he defended the constitutional basis of that position in 2019.

Well, that does include 17 too 🤷‍♂️

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Manjushri piefed.social Manjushri@piefed.social
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Alan Dershowitz who, in 2008, helped negotiate a plea deal that gave Jeffrey Epstein and an untold number of his co-conspirators immunity for sex trafficking dozens of underage girls and illegally failed to notify any of the victims before the deal was signed? That Alan Dershowitz?

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DMCMNFIBFFF lemmy.world DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
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Dershowitz is a paedo, in his opinion 17 year olds are perfectly capable of making their own decisions regarding their citizenship, among other things...

maybe lower the voting age to 14.

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DMCMNFIBFFF lemmy.world DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
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Possibly fourteen: https://epsteinwiki.com/knowledge-base/alan-dershowitz/ Dershowitz publicly argued in 1997 for lowering the age of consent to fifteen or possibly fourteen, and he defended the constitutional basis of that position in 2019.

my reply to another post ITT 😁 🙂

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