Aight. Scrap den.

That's not what Jesus meant, you dummy genius.

Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

He ain’t ever carried tools to drop

He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.

Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.

Come at me bro!

I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.

Make sure you buy puppets rated for fighting an adult man-child born to nazi-apartheid-loving parents.

Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word "come" in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.

The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.

I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.

My puppets are too strong for you, traveler.

Jebus Fooking Christ!

My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.

Thing is Elon's always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he'll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.

That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport

Elon Musk does look like a puppet when he flails around on stage during campaigns

Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?

Helen Keller once said, "the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision," so by her expert opinion I'd say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.

Damn right

I'm sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.

I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn't uncommon with such procedures.)

This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe

What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.

I wonder how many times Elon has cried to sleep?

You called for me?

Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.

I don't know of he can cry anymore what with all the cosmetic surgery he's had. Fucks up the tear ducts.

Be careful! he studied the blade

Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill

Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.

Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

Who will survive?

Finally a cage match I'm willing to pay to watch.

His vision best represented by the Cybertruck.

I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.

You think he's get his weight taken care of.

Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?

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Let's be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.

(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).

Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.

They trained together

Thats what all his romantic partners said

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Awkward, dangerous, parts fly off of it and maim innocent by-standers, no one wants one, can't haul anything heavy without breaking, not easy to escape from, might burn you to death.

Probably, Elon doesn't strike me as a "real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection" type of guy.

I'm just gonna screenshot that first sentence for when he gets run over by a Tesla on autopilot

The scariest part for me is that it's literally a giant kitchen knife on wheels. God help whatever it hits, deer or human.

Rectally.

Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.

Musk is just saying he will come after the lobbyists and large donors of his political critics.

So his other silicon valley tech billionaire buddies?

you can die from those?