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Maultasche lemmy.world Maultasche@lemmy.world
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Gesundheit

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Hugucinogens lemmy.blahaj.zone Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Gesundheit

That's not a good language to say "bless you" to a Polish person.

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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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That's not a good language to say "bless you" to a Polish person.

This is assuming the name death note writer is Polish and not merely targeting someone Polish.

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ComfortableRaspberry feddit.org ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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Accidentally killing three other people because of typos

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StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
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Write 'Zhang Wei' in the death note. More than 250k people drop dead.

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Farid startrek.website abfarid@startrek.website
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Write 'Zhang Wei' in the death note. More than 250k people drop dead.

Iirc, you have to picture the exact person when writing it. So you need both, the name and the face. If the person in possession of the Note is a westerner, that would easily drop the count to at least 100k people. 😏

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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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That's not a good language to say "bless you" to a Polish person.

Будьте здоровы?

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ExLisper lemmy.curiana.net ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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Yep, death note immune.

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[object Object] lemmy.world SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

As illustrated here (and remarked upon in the top comment).

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Datz szmer.info Datz@szmer.info
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Accidentally killing three other people because of typos

I think you actually need to have an image of the person's face while writing for it to go through

Maybe if they all look the same to you, though...

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HerbGrower slrpnk.net HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
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I think you actually need to have an image of the person's face while writing for it to go through Maybe if they all look the same to you, though...

Is the note or the writer the racist one here?

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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Iirc, you have to picture the exact person when writing it. So you need both, the name and the face. If the person in possession of the Note is a westerner, that would easily drop the count to at least 100k people. 😏

What happens if you have face blindness?

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remon ani.social remon@ani.social
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What happens if you have face blindness?

What if you're racist and you think they all look alike?

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else.

The voicemail opened with "hi, I'm calling for
... Oh, I'm going to mess this up ... "

His business card titled him "The Butcher" so I'm disappointed he didn't say "oh, I'm going to butcher this."

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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What if you're racist and you think they all look alike?

What if you're racist

Then I've already failed.

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Farid startrek.website abfarid@startrek.website
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What if you're racist and you think they all look alike?

That's exactly what I meant in my comment, btw.

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ComfortableRaspberry feddit.org ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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I think you actually need to have an image of the person's face while writing for it to go through Maybe if they all look the same to you, though...

I don't remember. But now I wonder if the Death Note would work for a face blind person..

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else. The voicemail opened with "hi, I'm calling for ... Oh, I'm going to mess this up ... " His business card titled him "The Butcher" so I'm disappointed he didn't say "oh, I'm going to butcher this."

His business card titled him "The Butcher"

the person had better show up in court or else.

going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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His business card titled him "The Butcher" the person had better show up in court or else. going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?

I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork.
He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.

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CalypsoGirl lemmy.today CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.

Being a literal animal butcher could still be a nice cover for a hitman too.

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CalypsoGirl lemmy.today CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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Будьте здоровы?

Be healthy.

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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Being a literal animal butcher could still be a nice cover for a hitman too.

You're not wrong.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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Iirc, you have to picture the exact person when writing it. So you need both, the name and the face. If the person in possession of the Note is a westerner, that would easily drop the count to at least 100k people. 😏

What if the writer is racist and thinks all Chinese people look the same?

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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What if the writer is racist and thinks all Chinese people look the same?

what if the writer is faceblind and thinks all everyone looks the same

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