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My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks
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itsviolet lemmy.world itsviolet@lemmy.world
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine lemmy.world Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!

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ComicalMayhem lemmy.world ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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#3 · Quote Reply

Well? Do they?

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itsviolet lemmy.world itsviolet@lemmy.world
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#4 · Quote Reply

Well? Do they?

No. Dad's is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine lemmy.world Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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#5 · Quote Reply

No. Dad's is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

And who uses theirs the best?

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itsviolet lemmy.world itsviolet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-20
#6 · Quote Reply

And who uses theirs the best?

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Mk23simp lemmy.blahaj.zone Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-20
#7 · Quote Reply

Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

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Mk23simp lemmy.blahaj.zone Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-20
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Do they each know that you're dating the other one?

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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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#9 · Quote Reply

Hey, welcome back Violet.

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Hugucinogens lemmy.blahaj.zone Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-20
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)

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itsviolet lemmy.world itsviolet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-20
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Do they each know that you're dating the other one?

Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!

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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine lemmy.world Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-17
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Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

All the attention for you

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itsviolet lemmy.world itsviolet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-20
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I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!

Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612

Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417

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zxqwas lemmy.world zxqwas@lemmy.world
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Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?

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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine lemmy.world Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612 Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417

Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?

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LeftReddit2 lemmy.world LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
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:thinking:

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WhiteRabbit_33 lemmy.world WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)

I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.

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muzzle lemmy.zip muzzle@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?

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TheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.

Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller

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surewhynotlem lemmy.world surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?

Number of simultaneous participants.

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neukenindekeuken sh.itjust.works neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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what

oh

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Obituarykidney lemmy.world Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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I've seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.

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peopleproblems lemmy.world peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

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bigchungus piefed.blahaj.zone bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-30
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Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too...

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Hugucinogens lemmy.blahaj.zone Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-20
#26 · Quote Reply

Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller

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Zamboni_Driver lemmy.ca Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca
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I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

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Hawke lemmy.world Hawke@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#28 · Quote Reply

Dang, that one looks like a third leg.

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dukatos lemmy.zip dukatos@lemmy.zip
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#29 · (edited) Quote Reply

- Hey, I heard you married a twin?

- That's right.

- How do you tell them apart?

- Her brother has a mustache.

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protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10
#30 · Quote Reply

Number of simultaneous participants.

Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome

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nyctre piefed.social nyctre@piefed.social
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I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well.

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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#32 · Quote Reply

You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.

I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am.

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Colloidal programming.dev Colloidal@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-02-26
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Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

That's fucked up.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#34 · Quote Reply

That's fucked up.

Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

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Colloidal programming.dev Colloidal@programming.dev
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Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don't think that's fucked up, well, that's also fucked up.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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#36 · Quote Reply

A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don't think that's fucked up, well, that's also fucked up.

Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives

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Colloidal programming.dev Colloidal@programming.dev
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#37 · Quote Reply

Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives

No.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#38 · Quote Reply

No.

Why.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them

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SCmSTR lemmy.blahaj.zone SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome

Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context.

A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle".

A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something.

A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together.

Whereas a triad (ENM term, again) would could be like three people (persons A, B, and C), all living alone. Look at the arrows in the picture, those are the relationships. A and B are in a relationship, but all three are not in a relationship.

The way to think about it is, with three people in a triad, there are only three relationships. With a triangle (or another shape where everybody's in a relationship, like a quad) you add an extra relationship count for the group itself. So for a triangle (or whatever people want to call it if they want to differentiate) where it is threesomes and they all travel as a pack, there are four relationships: each couple and the group itself.

And to make it more complicated, the shapes aren't necessarily closed: some or all of them can have other relationships, sometimes even different types, too. Like three people living and in a group relationship, and person A is simultaneously in a different trianlge or triad, and person C might have basically just a fuck buddy, or even just a cuddle partner, like if that cuddle partner has really really similar high compatibility emotionally but not sexually.

ENM is great.

Edit: Remember, for it to be ethical (the E in ENM), everybody has to be informed and give explicit consent. And anytime a change is made, you really should renegotiate the entire setup. Communication is everything. It's much better to over communicate than under communicate, because we live in a world where monogamy and monogamy's RULES are the assumed expectations in agreements.

My partners and I generally will schedule weekly RADAR check ins, and as time goes on, reduce how often we do them as needed.

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protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10
#41 · Quote Reply

Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context. A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle". A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something. A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together. Whereas a triad (ENM term, again)...

That's a lot of labels and definitions

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SCmSTR lemmy.blahaj.zone SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#42 · Quote Reply

That's a lot of labels and definitions

Yeah sorry bit of tmi, it's been a weird day

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Triasha lemmy.world Triasha@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

She said it's a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.

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ducktumn lemmy.zip ducktumn@lemmy.zip
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#44 · Quote Reply

Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation). The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

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Bipauler sh.itjust.works Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-06-04
#45 · Quote Reply

Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

It's fucking genital mutilation of newborns.

Call me a fucking racist, bet.

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ducktumn lemmy.zip ducktumn@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-27
#46 · Quote Reply

It's fucking genital mutilation of newborns. Call me a fucking racist, bet.

I was "mutilated" when I was 9. It's way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It's just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.

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BigBananaDealer lemmy.world BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

I was "mutilated" when I was 9. It's way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It's just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.

the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas

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ducktumn lemmy.zip ducktumn@lemmy.zip
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#48 · Quote Reply

the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas

I have no idea where you got that info. I'm just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that.

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BJW lemmus.org Epp@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-12
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I have no idea where you got that info. I'm just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that.

They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation.

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ducktumn lemmy.zip ducktumn@lemmy.zip
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They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation.

Lmao "regrow their foreskin". Ok man.

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BJW lemmus.org Epp@lemmus.org
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#51 · Quote Reply

Lmao "regrow their foreskin". Ok man.

Yes. Through induced cellular mitosis.

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