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itsviolet
lemmy.world
itsviolet@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-20 |
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
lemmy.world
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-17 |
I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them! |
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ComicalMayhem
lemmy.world
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-05 |
Well? Do they? |
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itsviolet
lemmy.world
itsviolet@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-20 |
Well? Do they?
No. Dad's is bigger. 😶🌫️ |
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
lemmy.world
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-17 |
No. Dad's is bigger. 😶🌫️
And who uses theirs the best? |
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itsviolet
lemmy.world
itsviolet@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-20 |
And who uses theirs the best?
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Mk23simp
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-20 |
Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3 |
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Mk23simp
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-20 |
Do they each know that you're dating the other one? |
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okwhateverdude
lemmy.world
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-01 |
Hey, welcome back Violet. |
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Hugucinogens
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3
Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j) |
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itsviolet
lemmy.world
itsviolet@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-20 |
Do they each know that you're dating the other one?
Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better! |
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
lemmy.world
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-17 |
All the attention for you |
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itsviolet
lemmy.world
itsviolet@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-20 |
I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!
Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612 Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417 |
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zxqwas
lemmy.world
zxqwas@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next? |
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
lemmy.world
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-17 |
Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612 Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417
Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements? |
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LeftReddit2
lemmy.world
LeftReddit2@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-10 |
:thinking: |
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WhiteRabbit_33
lemmy.world
WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)
I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude. |
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muzzle
lemmy.zip
muzzle@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle? |
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TheLeadenSea
sh.itjust.works
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.
Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller |
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?
Number of simultaneous participants. |
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neukenindekeuken
sh.itjust.works
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-04-08 |
what |
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Obituarykidney
lemmy.world
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-04 |
I've seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else. |
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peopleproblems
lemmy.world
peopleproblems@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation). The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him. |
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bigchungus
piefed.blahaj.zone
bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-08-30 |
Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too... |
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Hugucinogens
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller
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Zamboni_Driver
lemmy.ca
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-05-29 |
I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide! |
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Hawke
lemmy.world
Hawke@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Dang, that one looks like a third leg. |
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dukatos
lemmy.zip
dukatos@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-06 |
- Hey, I heard you married a twin? - That's right. - How do you tell them apart? - Her brother has a mustache. |
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| protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10 |
Number of simultaneous participants.
Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome |
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nyctre
piefed.social
nyctre@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-02 |
I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well. |
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yermaw
sh.itjust.works
yermaw@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-10 |
You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share. I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am. |
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Colloidal
programming.dev
Colloidal@programming.dev Joined: 2025-02-26 |
That's fucked up. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
That's fucked up.
Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum? |
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Colloidal
programming.dev
Colloidal@programming.dev Joined: 2025-02-26 |
Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?
A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don't think that's fucked up, well, that's also fucked up. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don't think that's fucked up, well, that's also fucked up.
Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives |
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Colloidal
programming.dev
Colloidal@programming.dev Joined: 2025-02-26 |
Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives
No. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
No.
Why. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them |
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SCmSTR
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome
Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context. A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle". A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something. A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together. Whereas a triad (ENM term, again) The way to think about it is, with three people in a triad, there are only three relationships. With a triangle (or another shape where everybody's in a relationship, like a quad) you add an extra relationship count for the group itself. So for a triangle (or whatever people want to call it if they want to differentiate) where it is threesomes and they all travel as a pack, there are four relationships: each couple and the group itself. And to make it more complicated, the shapes aren't necessarily closed: some or all of them can have other relationships, sometimes even different types, too. Like three people living and in a group relationship, and person A is simultaneously in a different trianlge or triad, and person C might have basically just a fuck buddy, or even just a cuddle partner, like if that cuddle partner has really really similar high compatibility emotionally but not sexually. ENM is great. Edit: Remember, for it to be ethical (the E in ENM), everybody has to be informed and give explicit consent. And anytime a change is made, you really should renegotiate the entire setup. Communication is everything. It's much better to over communicate than under communicate, because we live in a world where monogamy and monogamy's RULES are the assumed expectations in agreements. My partners and I generally will schedule weekly RADAR check ins, and as time goes on, reduce how often we do them as needed. |
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| protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10 |
Love triangle is different, and usually context is competitive non-dating and usually in a monogamous context. A "love triangle" is different from a "triangle". A love triangle is what we see in movies from Hollywood, most commonly with two guys fighting over winning a girl or something. A triangle, when it comes to ENM, is when all three people sleep together. Whereas a triad (ENM term, again)...
That's a lot of labels and definitions |
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SCmSTR
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
That's a lot of labels and definitions
Yeah sorry bit of tmi, it's been a weird day |
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Triasha
lemmy.world
Triasha@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-26 |
I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!
She said it's a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other. |
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ducktumn
lemmy.zip
ducktumn@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-03-27 |
Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation). The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.
Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism |
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Bipauler
sh.itjust.works
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-06-04 |
Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism
It's fucking genital mutilation of newborns. Call me a fucking racist, bet. |
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ducktumn
lemmy.zip
ducktumn@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-03-27 |
It's fucking genital mutilation of newborns. Call me a fucking racist, bet.
I was "mutilated" when I was 9. It's way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It's just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia. |
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BigBananaDealer
lemmy.world
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-28 |
I was "mutilated" when I was 9. It's way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It's just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.
the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas |
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ducktumn
lemmy.zip
ducktumn@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-03-27 |
the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas
I have no idea where you got that info. I'm just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that. |
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BJW
lemmus.org
Epp@lemmus.orgJoined: 2026-02-12 |
I have no idea where you got that info. I'm just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that.
They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation. |
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ducktumn
lemmy.zip
ducktumn@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-03-27 |
They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation.
Lmao "regrow their foreskin". Ok man. |
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BJW
lemmus.org
Epp@lemmus.orgJoined: 2026-02-12 |
Lmao "regrow their foreskin". Ok man.
Yes. Through induced cellular mitosis. |
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