This is how you get a sermon to end ten minutes early.

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I like it

Less is more, like they say.

Mmmmm I don't know. I've been in multiple churches, it depends on the congregation. White people feel obligated to be at church so it could speed it up. Black church goers enjoy church and might keep the event going.

Man, of all the things I hated about the sequals Adam Driver was not one of them.

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When I used to run audio for churches, I liked to yell "GAY MEN"

Priest: "The Gospel of the Lord."

Me: "More!"

When the speaker asked the crowd a question I would sometimes somewhat sarcasticly yell: "Jesus, the answer is always Jesus."

(That was me starting to realise this shit wasn't for me)