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stenAanden feddit.dk stenAanden@feddit.dk
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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#2 · Quote Reply

As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it's a choice for me? ๐Ÿค”

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burgermeister sh.itjust.works burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
#3 · Quote Reply

As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it's a choice for me? ๐Ÿค”

You have chosen wisely

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7355608 piefed.social 7355608@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-26
#4 · Quote Reply

But I get to be a Lord you say?

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#5 · Quote Reply

But I get to be a Lord you say?

My liege ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#6 · Quote Reply

I said "what" and now I'm a hotel chain.

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Jimbabwe lemmy.world Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-18
#7 · Quote Reply

But I get to be a Lord you say?

I believe that means youโ€™re entitled to land. In your case, Iโ€™d assume itโ€™d be aโ€ฆ penileโ€ฆ colony

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Illogicalbit lemmy.world Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#8 · Quote Reply

โ€œhelp help i'm being repressed!โ€

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xia lemmy.ca xia@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-09-08
#9 · Quote Reply

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7355608 piefed.social 7355608@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-26
#10 · Quote Reply

I believe that means youโ€™re entitled to land. In your case, Iโ€™d assume itโ€™d be aโ€ฆ penileโ€ฆ colony

Lord of the penile colony? I'll take it, still a Lord.

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7355608 piefed.social 7355608@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-26
#11 · Quote Reply

My liege ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Thank you, thank you. It is I, Lord of the Penile Colony as doth decreed by Jimbabwe.

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Danarchy lemmy.nz Danarchy@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2025-12-07
#12 · Quote Reply

Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night

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SailorFuzz lemmy.world SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it's a choice for me? ๐Ÿค”

How bout you choose deez nutz

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#14 · Quote Reply

How bout you choose deez nutz

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ThunderComplex lemmy.today ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-08
#15 · Quote Reply

Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Gayness

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#16 · Quote Reply

Actually lolโ€™d. I remember this shit.

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#17 · Quote Reply

What?

Oh shit, time to chuck cock down my throat again!!!

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bob_lemon feddit.org bob_lemon@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-28
#18 · Quote Reply

This is also how they turned the frogs gay. Just went to a pond and said "Gayfrogsaysribbit"

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Noodle07 lemmy.world Noodle07@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-20
#19 · Quote Reply

This is also how they turned the frogs gay. Just went to a pond and said "Gayfrogsaysribbit"

Ribbit

Damn it fooled again

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scytale piefed.zip scytale@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-07-16
#20 · Quote Reply

My wife is gay now because I showed this to her and she said what

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