Link: https://www.rte.ie/news/us/2026/1022/1596517-trump-atlantic-ocean/

"I said, 'Sundar, I'm thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?'
"'No, no, no, this time I'm not doing it,' he said, 'Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of - really a lot of countries. Please don't ask us to do that.'"
The US president later said he would "probably pass" and keep the name Atlantic, before saying, "We're going to call it the American Ocean".

They appeased him before, so he keeps asking for more.

All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!

let's make a deal, any body of water he drowns in, we'll name it after him

Can we rename Trump "Shame of America"?

Don't get the server subpoenaed.

He's like a young child who's just discovered a new word and is using it everywhere.
(apologies to any children; no offense intended)

The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool.

As a parent of a 3yo in his "no" phase, this is accurate

Also... send help, im exhausted

It's got to the point that I'm just hoping the rest of the world loses enough respect to finally tell America to get fucked. Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.

Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.

At least he gets the naming right. The South Park writers would have named it Atlantic America

Why do I have to be trapped in this dimension? This one is just so damn stupid...

The century of humiliation has commenced and it was self inflicted.

Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.

You might have heard of "the Marshall plan". It was not too bad

Hang in there.
Me too.

The Donald J. Trump White House hallway toilet.

Found the federal agent.

Found the federal agent

Both of em!

This is my second time around but his sister is much older and was muuuuuch easier lol

We'll get through this 🤝

Americans don’t do conflict anymore. I mean, themselves… they are fine with ICE and bombing Iran.

I don't suppose the WH runs on a septic system? failing that the nastiest pit of water is probably the sump.

The departments really need to coordinate. Are they trying to get him killed or trying to overthrow the country. Or both!

Me three.

It's yet to be seen which side the military will fall on. That's what's going to matter.

What an idiot, the Pacific is obviosly the superior ocean.

I'm renaming The United States of America to Idiot America.

Just wait until they're teenagers. You're all fucked, HAH!

The Donald J. Trump hole 7 water hazard at Mar a Lago

I've just been calling him Rump.

Oldest is almost done with high school and has been a saint, zero trouble at all

Im so fucked when this toddler hits puberty

lmao, I don't think so. I created this:

So what you’re saying is you’re part of the problem.

? You're going to have to explain.

If I thought you would listen, I would. But we have talked before, and we disagree on most things.

So true, and it's name should be the Super American Ocean!

🤣 👍

Enjoy America 🚐

It's hard to say. I never thought in a million years so many republicans of all levels, would bend the knee so fast.

I wonder why the Russians haven't taken out their leader. He cheats so bad that the elections are just a prop, he sends young and old to a useless war, and he has been horrible to his people, economy and allies, while stealing as much as he can get his hands on. I bet it's because it wouldn't be wise, or are his people just stupid?

Exact same reason as the United States. Pussy ass bitches. France knows what to do. Americans are pathetic.

I mean it fits, since an actual toddler can also drown in water that shallow.

Well, he didn’t rename Lake Superior; he’ll probably call the Pacific “Superior Ocean” and miss the fact that this means the one bit will be America and the other bit Superior.

So, what dictator have you successfully killed? Maybe it's a government you've overthrown successfully, which one?

The message was never meant for you. You aren’t important to any of this. You don’t matter.

American Ocean (Left)

So none, got it. When you can't answer, you go to insults.

Telling an American that it’s not all about them is definitely not an insult lmfao

Enjoy never being able to retire or access medical care. ✌️

at this rate the dicks gunna wanna rename the fucking moon