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sarron2z lemmy.zip sarron2z@lemmy.zip
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BooBees fedinsfw.app BooBees@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-05-26
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It’s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver can’t help but try to fight the guy.

Or he’s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

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miseducator lemmy.world miseducator@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Real Beetle Moses vibes from Toothy BJ in this one.

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Edges lemmy.zip Edges@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-15
#4 · Quote Reply

Dam it not again

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nastronot lemmy.zip nastronot@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-10-15
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Dam it not again

Leave it to beaver

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nieceandtows programming.dev nieceandtows@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Thankfully the large trunk of tree guy couldn't make it that day

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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
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It’s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver can’t help but try to fight the guy. Or he’s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

Yeah but the water doesn't have beef with the wood chipper. Why does the aggro capybara want to start shit?

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BooBees fedinsfw.app BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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Yeah but the water doesn't have beef with the wood chipper. Why does the aggro capybara want to start shit?

Ever known someone who in theory is nice and well meaning but they just have an annoying voice or something just irks you and it makes you want to murder them and you don’t know why? Same thing.

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spankysalmon fedinsfw.app spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-02-28
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Ever known someone who in theory is nice and well meaning but they just have an annoying voice or something just irks you and it makes you want to murder them and you don’t know why? Same thing.

I dunno', I rather imagine it as billionaires are to me: An abomination that fundamentally drives me insane knowing that they exist. I would speak further, but humans have their ways of defending such cancer above all else.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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It’s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver can’t help but try to fight the guy. Or he’s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

"the sound of a move body of water"

Words hard, apparently.

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Feathercrown lemmy.world Feathercrown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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"the sound of a move body of water" Words hard, apparently.

Lemmy.today instance? More like lemmy.yesterday, today we're all omit verb conjugations

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meekah discuss.tchncs.de meekah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-10-22
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Leave it to beaver

They said not again!

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FukOui lemmy.zip FukOui@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-12-26
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Maurice?

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
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It’s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver can’t help but try to fight the guy. Or he’s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
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aksdb lemmy.world aksdb@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-17
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Thankfully the large trunk of tree guy couldn't make it that day

Probably beaver guy cut him off on his way to the party.

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nieceandtows programming.dev nieceandtows@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Probably beaver guy cut him off on his way to the party.

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