My Christ.

By Cthulhu's Taint!!

I bet trips the aquarium are a whole different experience for this weirdo.

Look I'm very sorry for sharing this but I've been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

Shoulda blown up Earth when he had the chance.

Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don't rape animals.

Old but gold fucking horrifying

Fake, because no matter how much we would all love to mouth fuck a tentacled wonder, we also all know that the barrier to doing so isn't the beak.

Gay, because shokushu

Call me James Bond how I get that Octopussy

Why I gotta see this when I'm just trying to write honest to god d&d CONSENTacle porn?

A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.

https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/

I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.

There are too many humans incapable of feeling empathy.

Imo these humans have to change (therapy) or die. The world would be better off.

If the person who wrote this started therapy to fix whatever inhibits their capability to feel empathy, but they failed that therapy of many years, and I had a button to instantaneously kill them: I would press it and feel the gratitude of hundreds of people and other living beings.

I agree, but I made it through the entire thing and Anon assured us that this is pleasurable for both parties.

Not even funny. Just fuckin gross and weird, even to repost

Hey maybe mark this as NSFW

I’m scared

I feel conflicted about even upvoting this repost. It's nice to know I still have some scruples left.

Ah yes, in your opinion other people (certainly not you) cannot feel empathy.

You propose that anyone who you decide doesn't have the right mix of feelings which match your preferences should be killed.

Thank you for sharing your very empathetic opinion.

You are truly a master empath.

You don’t seem t have read the post

I'm sorry for you, having to read this.

Keep up the good work out there, and stay strong, despite the obstacles, captain 🫡

What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!

It's a terrible day to be literate.

If you're curious but I haven't got to publishing the porn bit yet and the first third or so is... somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that's just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people...) Anyway they'll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won't fuck for like 10-20 more it's a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio

I think there are multiple other problems with this story scientifically

... You know that that is just some bullshit story that someone wrote, right?

Anon needs his hard drive checked.

Don't kink shame, OOP said it's pleasurable for both parties.

Don't be, I found it quite funny.

However judging from other peoples reaction marking it as NSFW seems reasonable.

This has got to be AI, right? Cause there's no way 🤣

No, but I'm gullible to a fault due to autism. It makes me feel better to consider that though.

Imagine trying to your boyfriend and when you finally open the treasure it's just a fking octopus waving at you.

It predates AI by a bit but it isn't real.

Horses can't vomit