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TrackShovel
lemmy.today
TrackShovel@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-06 |
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deadbeef79000
lemmy.nz
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Ref: "what are you, as his parent, going to do about it?" Parent: "well, he really likes the movies, so I think I'll take him to see the lastest blockbuster." |
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Tar_Alcaran
sh.itjust.works
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-06 |
Ref: "what are you, as his parent, going to do about it?" Parent: "well, he really likes the movies, so I think I'll take him to see the lastest blockbuster."
Have a good about when it's acceptable to use violence, and then buy him icecream. |
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sdfric88
lemmy.sdf.org
sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org Joined: 2024-08-29 |
When my nephew was a little kid he got suspended from school. My sister and her husband were working, but I was still in university so I offered to go pick him up. Turns out he'd done exactly this on the playground so I took him to McDonald's and bought him Lego on his day off. |
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West_of_West
piefed.social
West_of_West@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-15 |
Hockey skills are life skills |
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Malica
lemmy.zip
Malica@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-08-27 |
My kid would get a Disney trip for something like this |
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Suck_on_my_Presence
lemmy.world
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Have a good about when it's acceptable to use violence, and then buy him icecream.
Lol, I think you a word |
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tias
discuss.tchncs.de
tias@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead. |
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FistingEnthusiast
lemmy.world
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-18 Banned |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
The reason why there's so much shitty stuff happening in 'Murica right now is this attitude Consequences must be immediate |
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tias
discuss.tchncs.de
tias@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-10 |
The reason why there's so much shitty stuff happening in 'Murica right now is this attitude Consequences must be immediate
The reason people stormed the capitol is because they think they have the moral high ground and can sidestep the justice system. Consequences can be immediate even if you tell the referee. |
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Pirky
piefed.world
Pirky@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-12-30 |
The correct solution is to wait for the game to start, then wait for that player to get the puck. And that's when you go in for as solid a body check as you can. Once they get the puck it becomes fair game to check them and you won't get in trouble for it. |
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Soggy
lemmy.world
Soggy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
The correct solution is to wait for the game to start, then wait for that player to get the puck. And that's when you go in for as solid a body check as you can. Once they get the puck it becomes fair game to check them and you won't get in trouble for it. It's like a boxing match: you wait until you're in the ring and the bell dings before laying in to them.
But then they might not know why they got hit. |
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Soggy
lemmy.world
Soggy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
The reason people stormed the capitol is because they think they have the moral high ground and can sidestep the justice system. Consequences can be immediate even if you tell the referee.
No, it's because the President told them to do it. |
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basiclemmon98
lemmy.dbzer0.com
basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-06-22 |
But then they might not know why they got hit.
Exactly this. The fuckstick needs to know why he got hit. |
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basiclemmon98
lemmy.dbzer0.com
basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-06-22 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
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FistingEnthusiast
lemmy.world
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-18 Banned |
The reason people stormed the capitol is because they think they have the moral high ground and can sidestep the justice system. Consequences can be immediate even if you tell the referee.
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EatMyPixelDust
lemmy.blahaj.zone
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-07-07 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Who will then do absolutely nothing |
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Noel_Skum
sh.itjust.works
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-04 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Unfortunately a closed fist speaks louder than an open mouth when a person has no intention of listening… |
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tias
discuss.tchncs.de
tias@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Unfortunately a closed fist speaks louder than an open mouth when a person has no intention of listening…
A closed fist results in another closed fist. This attitude is why we have wars. |
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tias
discuss.tchncs.de
tias@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-10 |
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tias
discuss.tchncs.de
tias@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Who will then do absolutely nothing
If that's true then that's a separate serious problem that needs to be addressed, but it can be done without violence. |
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MyBrainHurts
piefed.ca
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-09-22 |
But then they might not know why they got hit.
OP didn't mention the obligatory "who the whore now fuckwad?" |
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AzuranAurora
piefed.ca
AzuranAurora@piefed.caJoined: 2025-12-24 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
You do realize the police are only there to protect the state and capital, not you, right? They're more likely to escalate to violence than most regular folk, they're trained to treat everyone as a potential threat. The idea of calling the police over someone calling another person a whore is utterly ridiculous. |
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curiousaur
reddthat.com
curiousaur@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-20 |
You also just publicly admitted you don't attend you kids games, shitty parent. |
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FistingEnthusiast
lemmy.world
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-18 Banned |
A closed fist results in another closed fist. This attitude is why we have wars.
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curiousaur
reddthat.com
curiousaur@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-20 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Actually, in hockey it's literally acceptable. Like, there's rules for the fighting. |
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mycodesucks
lemmy.world
mycodesucks@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-08 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Cheng Xin, is that you? |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Why did he even get kicked out? It's hockey. Fighting is only 5 minutes in the box. |
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ilinamorato
lemmy.world
ilinamorato@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-27 |
You also just publicly admitted you don't attend you kids games, shitty parent.
Sure, because people never work hourly jobs that they can't get days off from, and they never have multiple children who have events on the same night, and they never have younger kids they have to stay home with while the other parent goes to the event. And that's assuming this parent wasn't at the hockey game. It's totally possible that she was, but she couldn't hear why the punch happened because she was too far back and the comment was too quiet. |
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ilinamorato
lemmy.world
ilinamorato@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-27 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Violence in defense of the innocent is always acceptable. |
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saltesc
lemmy.world
saltesc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
OP didn't mention the obligatory "who the whore now fuckwad?"
spits tooth... "Your mum." |
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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
All these clowns in this thread supporting the kids actions when I know none of you are doing shit like this in your daily life. Put your ass on the line next time someone insults someone else if you really think this is appropriate retaliation. In fact I would say you're either a hypocrite or a liar if you don't throw hands next time you hear a insult. |
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ferret
sh.itjust.works
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-18 |
A closed fist results in another closed fist. This attitude is why we have wars.
We know why wars happen in the modern age and it isn’t people punching each other, actually. |
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Tar_Alcaran
sh.itjust.works
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-06 |
Lol, I think you a word
Yeah, Its a common problem for me... Me not word well |
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ark4d
lemmy.zip
ark4d@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-10-19 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
Amount dislikes this comment got pains me |
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Noel_Skum
sh.itjust.works
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-04 |
A closed fist results in another closed fist. This attitude is why we have wars.
That’s not entirely true, war is far more complex than that… My point is/was that sometimes a short sharp shock delivers one of two outcomes: it either clarifies someone’s mind or teaches them the important lesson that words have consequences. I can’t stress enough that it is a final resort though. All other avenues need to have been fully explored first. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
The reason people stormed the capitol is because they think they have the moral high ground and can sidestep the justice system. Consequences can be immediate even if you tell the referee.
And the reason why the pedophile rapist got elected is because usians did not make an example of those idiots storming the capitol immediately. Violence is never the answer, but some people are not asking questions; some people are looking for consequences. |
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teslekova
lemmy.ml
teslekova@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-08-05 |
But then they might not know why they got hit.
Oh, he will. You tell him. |
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Tja
programming.dev
Tja@programming.dev Joined: 2023-12-18 |
Lol, I think you a word
*accidentally |
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teslekova
lemmy.ml
teslekova@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-08-05 |
All these clowns in this thread supporting the kids actions when I know none of you are doing shit like this in your daily life. Put your ass on the line next time someone insults someone else if you really think this is appropriate retaliation. In fact I would say you're either a hypocrite or a liar if you don't throw hands next time you hear a insult.
I don't get to hear that shit in my daily life. The moment I do, I will find out whether I am as awesome as this kid. |
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teslekova
lemmy.ml
teslekova@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-08-05 |
Escalation to violence is never acceptable. Tell it to the referee or police instead.
It's hockey. |
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Tja
programming.dev
Tja@programming.dev Joined: 2023-12-18 |
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FatVegan
leminal.space
FatVegan@leminal.space Joined: 2025-11-05 |
Using your children for your made up feel good story is weird |
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Hupf
feddit.org
Hupf@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-24 |
*accidentally
the whole can? |
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Chee_Koala
lemmy.world
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
That's what I'm talking about, just keep escalating untill someone draws a gun!! Pride and ego RULEZZZ!! FUCK YEAH, VIOLENCE! /s Why in the flying fuck would you ever care what some fuckstick in the opposite team shouted at you or your friends? Responding to words on the field with violence is so fucking dumb and this whole appreciation thread feels even dumber. Just shout back that his mom was a whore in retaliation if you really need to reciprocate, and then proceed to score more points than the opposite team. |
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paurix
piefed.social
paurix@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-29 |
Why did he even get kicked out? It's hockey. Fighting is only 5 minutes in the box.
Might be field hockey though |
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Nfamwap
lemmy.world
Nfamwap@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
That's what I'm talking about, just keep escalating untill someone draws a gun!! Pride and ego RULEZZZ!! FUCK YEAH, VIOLENCE! /s Why in the flying fuck would you ever care what some fuckstick in the opposite team shouted at you or your friends? Responding to words on the field with violence is so fucking dumb and this whole appreciation thread feels even dumber. Just shout back that his mom was...
Sometimes, horrible little fuckers just need a punch in the mouth |
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TheMuffinMan
piefed.world
TheMuffinMan@piefed.world Joined: 2026-04-20 |
All these clowns in this thread supporting the kids actions when I know none of you are doing shit like this in your daily life. Put your ass on the line next time someone insults someone else if you really think this is appropriate retaliation. In fact I would say you're either a hypocrite or a liar if you don't throw hands next time you hear a insult.
Huh? Why does supporting this kid’s actions necessarily imply one would do the same? Why are you so bitter? |
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soupcon
lemmy.blahaj.zone
soupcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-10-12 |
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You do realize that being obnoxious to people who don't share your support of violence as a teaching method, undermines your whole position? It makes you sound like one of those "I was spanked and I turned out OK" people who did not, in fact, turn out OK. |
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wuffah
lemmy.world
wuffah@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-12 |
Sure, when your son punches someone on the opposing team during a kid’s hockey game he’s “defending his teammates honor”, but when I do it I’m “assaulting a minor” and “not allowed within 300 feet of a school” by a so-called “judge”. I thought this was America! |
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Sturgist
piefed.ca
Sturgist@piefed.caJoined: 2026-03-17 |
Sometimes, horrible little fuckers just need a punch in the mouth
And if they always did get punched in the mouth maybe the world would be just a little less fucked up than it is. |
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