Gooning is very resource intensive, not just the electricity or time involved think about the need to for content, even if we assume it's all old favourites then what about the storage

We all know these distinctions no longer matter. The new two classes are: billionaire corrupting society and destroying the planet.... And everyone else.

If your bank account has less than 9 digits then welcome to the fight comrade.

Geddy Lee voice: “I get up, 7am and crank my hog til 9”

Yep. I did the math recently for Zuckerberg (and his 5% tax) and 1/1000 of his wealth would make my family rich for generations if they manage it well barring some kind of financial collapse.

One-one thousandth.

CRANKIN THAT HAWG!

CRANKIN HOG IS NOT BOUGIE, BROTHER, CRANKIN HAWWWG CAN BE ENJOYED BY ALL WHO HAVE HOG AND CRANK, MATERIALS THAT WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO ALL WHO WISH TO PARTAKE

AROOOOOOOOOO

AROOOO, BROTHER, SEIZE THE MEANS OF HOG PRODUCTION FROM THE PRIUS-DRIVIN' LIBRULS WHO AIN'T CRANKED A DAY IN THEIR MF'IN LIVES.

Beyond the specificity that one can achieve in their desired content, I have data to back this up that it's much more space efficiently to be a degenerate furry than a normie.

I currently have 9,237 files in my normies collection to the tune of 35GB (almost all photos, rarely video). Compare that with 25,763 files in my yiff category, of which is also 35GB. Again, even more so, these are very rarely videos. And for the normie stuff, if you can get original content hot off the presses straight from their camera directly to you - no compression, size reduction, etc that websites and apps usually cause - these can be biiiig files by comparison.

I've been saving content for over two decades, and I'm kind of specific in what I like, hence the discrepancy between the two categories. I could absolutely see a typical person accruing 100GB+ easily. Especially if they prefer video, that number skyrockets.

Thanks for attending my UwUtalk.

I have ascended and need neither visual nor physical stimulation to goon.

X

What is gooning, then?

Simp edging

Edging indicates solidarity with the Lay Down movement that our comrades in China innovated. Lay down and edge yourself, and in doing so reject the idea of “productivity.” When you release we will see you on the barricades.

Wait a moment. Does that mean foreplay implies free time? I can't join the worker's revolution if it means no more cuddles before snu-snu.

Replaced probable slop from my reaction folder

Your excess cuddles will be redistributed to the workers

Thank you for protecting the environment ❤️

No, everybody snuggles up to others as much as they can and everybody gets snuggled up to as much as they need, ofc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YIjte73IPg

for some reason this version seems ideal for this application

🫡

SHAWN!

If you earned 15 dollars a second and worked 24 hours a day from the day Julius Caesar died to today, you still wouldn't have earned a trillion dollars.

THE PROLETARIAT MUST SIEZE THE MEANS OF HOG CRANKING BROTHER CUMRADE!

AROOOOOOOOO

WAIT A SECOND BROTHER, IS THAT WHAT CRANKIN HAWG IS? I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN I WAS REVVIN MY BIKE’S ENGINE IN MY WIFE’S GARAGE WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK, FLIRTING WITH HER BOSS TO TRY TO GET A RAISE, AROOOOOOOOO

AROOOOO!

I TOO GET A RAISE CRANKING MY HOG IN YOUR WIFES GARAGE!

AROOOOOOOO

These comparisons are still incomprehensible.