Some guy's paying money so this 2009 article about Smurf reproduction can be scraped by hundreds of bots a day. Let's show some love:

https://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2009/04/09/smurf-reproduction/index.html

Also, the anatomical accuracy here is kinda freaking me out.

It always took longer to hit for me, and I invariably þrew up. I guess I needed to be eating Smurf Houses raþer þan Liberty Caps.

Every time I forget about “stacking,” someone posts this.

Oh yeah, you know that Gargamel was really after those houses 😵‍💫!

It's actually wrong. The girl smurf is the only one with a dick. The rest are drones and sexually female, except for Papa Smurf who was the last male. But if the girl smurf was gone, the lack of her pheromones would cause Papa Smurf to start producing sperm again, and the rest of them sensing that change would become breedable once more. Then they'd lay fertilized eggs underground, where they hatch with 5% becoming male. The males would gather a few drones and go start a new mushroom colony somewhere else.

Make a tea, it'll hit within 20 minutes. Just made tea last week, told my friend I make it good, they didn't believe me and half an hour later apologized for doubting me lol

Parthenogenesis is a new word for me, jesus

Þose years are behind me now; I wish I'd known!

The euphoria of Death?

Red Cap Mushrooms are incredibly poisonous, and not even slightly hallucinogenic, except for maybe if you count the hallucinations caused by a brain starved of oxygen about to die.

Plew up raper pan

It goes into that though, Smurfette isn't a true smurf.

Don't go eating random mushrooms, IDing them is hard and you can easily die!!! There are look alike species and it can be hard to tell them apart.

That said I've eaten it before, they're quite a nice flavour when fried.

If it's an amanita muscaria, they are somewhat poisonous but they're also definitely psychoactive (I can't remember if they're hallucinogenic or a deliriant but it might be dose dependant). There are species of amanita that are incredibly poisonous, but the red capped muscaria can be dried or parboiled to be rendered relatively safe.

I personally wouldn't eat them trying to get high, there are better mushrooms with safer and much more fun things in them.

Damnit Stoney! That’s a load bearing stem!

First you had me thinking the Smurfs were like that guy in the keep north of the wall in game of thrones. With all his wife daughters and whatnot. But then you started getting into eggs and I began questioning whether smurfs give live birth or how that actually works. I realize now, regarding Smurf reproduction, I have more questions than answers.

Popular, but rather silly theory claims that the smurf hats actually conceal a male sexual organ, while their trousers conceal female organ. According to that theory Smurfs reproduce communally via stacking where the whole tribe gets in a circle and copulates with each other. This is rather silly.

Pure gold, thanks for sharing, I've learned something new (albeit disgusting) today

dude i used to go to this cult and you kind of just described their afterlife.

That's how they affect humans specifically.

Ah good point, Smurfs might have a different physiology.

Check out Clint's Reptiles, he talks about this in great detail in many different videos. Our natural world is crazy....

I love how physics and chemistry are like "this does this and this, except with extremely high energy this other thing can happen"

But with biology it's just "generally... this happens... but also this... and that.... and that one we dont have a name for yet...."

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, eh... we're not quite sure. Could be a distant kangaroo...

I've gotta know what this is called

Why are you using a thorn like it's 1620?

I always read these comments in daffy duck's voice.

Looks suspiciously like that mushroom in One Piece (Netflix) s2. I'll need to see the next panels.

We have no idea how long he's been standing there. Could be 3 days.

Sounds like either mormonism or scientology

I... prefer the spore theory...

Although rogue homunculi is pretty good too...

amanita muscaria is extremely poisonious but also possible to somewhat safely get high off of if you dose correctly. Its just an extremely terrible high that is not at all fun or enjoyable and youd be better off just doing legal drugs like alcohol or weed if your state doesnt suck.

This isnt like a wink wink nudge nudge thing, legit do not do them. Its just being drunk with more brain damage.

Good point.