Despite his happy demeanor only pats to the top of his head were met amicably.

An interesting pattern for the sheets.

Its honestly a perfect protective layer for the comforter since he likes to lovingly deposit hairballs directly on the bed. It's a lot easier to wash this than other blankets and the organic pattern hides anything that warm water and bleach can't get! I also find the pattern pretty cute and unique.

It is illegal to not say, “big stretch”.

Ooooh, biiiggg ssstreeeetch!

Tortilla blanket.

I just took our identical tortilla blanket on a flight and realized as soon as I pulled it out that it just looks like a blanket with gross stains all over it when you see it without it being fully laid out into a tortilla shape.

It's actually hook, line, and sphincter.

I was going to say roti blanket.

quesadilla

Oooo silly kitty!

Cats will lie there like they just got yeeted by a record breaking tornado yet still look comfy.

diarrhea camouflage

The exact reason I didn't grab one lol

Thank you for this! Now to figure out how to make best use of this new knowledge lol.

Several years ago my son bought my daughter-in-law or tortilla blanket. A couple years later we found a larger blanket of the same pattern, so that year we bought her the burrito blanket. Last year my son gave us a pepperoni pizza blanket. Given enough years, we'll have all the foods LOL.

That blanket has a design that looks bad. It looks like the cat keeps shitting on it and the blanket is never cleaned

my thoughts as well... it's...a bold choice...

I like how everyone here is giving the benefit of the doubt assuming it really is a "design". I like the optimism.

The alt text specifies it's a tortilla blanket.

Sure, let's go with that 😅

The alt text also sounds like something an AI would write up.. or a prompt for one.

idk we got our nephew a tortilla blanket. he loves it.

just buy toilet paper like everyone else. gross.