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Picasso sh.itjust.works Picasso@sh.itjust.works
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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#2 · Quote Reply

she must have seized it
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MutantTailThing lemmy.world MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-23
#3 · Quote Reply

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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dan69 lemmy.world dan69@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-01
#4 · Quote Reply

I use this more often
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Hoimo ani.social Hoimo@ani.social
Joined: 2023-09-11
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.
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BeigeAgenda lemmy.ca BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-28
#6 · Quote Reply
MutantTailThing wrote:
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Good, then there's room for more dessert!
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usualsuspect191 lemmy.ca usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-06
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MutantTailThing wrote:
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Not your day
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Aralakh lemmy.ca Aralakh@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-08
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply
Hoimo wrote:
I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.

🦍🦍🍰🍧
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hitmyspot aussie.zone hitmyspot@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-03
#9 · Quote Reply

See, I'd say that to my husband too. What I really hope, is that he agrees, we get both and share. I don't want 2 but I want both flavours or its fomo.
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CheesyFox lemmy.sdf.org CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2024-03-21
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Hoimo wrote:
I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.

Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.

That's the way
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Log in | Sign up lemmy.world davidagain@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-22
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MutantTailThing wrote:
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Then maybe block this community from your feed.
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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-05-31
#12 · Quote Reply
BeigeAgenda wrote:
Good, then there's room for more dessert!

Oof...
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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#13 · Quote Reply

LPT: When somebody asks if it's your birthday, you say YES!
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CrimeIsLegalNow ani.social CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
Joined: 2026-09-09
#14 · Quote Reply
Lovable Sidekick wrote:
LPT: When somebody asks if it's your birthday, you say YES!

No. Get thee behind me, demons of chain restaurant birthday songs.
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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

I usually let my wife pick two and we just share because she's I decisive and I don't care what I eat as long as she's happy.

Edit: also I don't like wasting 10 minutes for her to decide.
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Gandalf the Gorsed feddit.org GandalftheBlack@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-27
#16 · Quote Reply
CrimeIsLegalNow wrote:
No. Get thee behind me, demons of chain restaurant birthday songs.

The Haidilao birthday song changes you
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#17 · Quote Reply
Lovable Sidekick wrote:
LPT: When somebody asks if it's your birthday, you say YES!

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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#18 · Quote Reply
Hoimo wrote:
I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.

I reccomend being obsessed with chocolate. It makes these decisions easier.
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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#19 · Quote Reply
Hoimo wrote:
I really like it when someone says that to me. "You can have both if you want." Which is true, but I realize now that I don't want both. I want a single dessert because I would feel ill after eating both. So now I have decided that I am intrinsically motivated to make a decision, it is easier to decide. Or we get both and eat half of each. Apes together strong, can eat two desserts.

😂 Amazing finish to this comment 🫶
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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
#20 · Quote Reply

Captain Holt: Right. Good desserts?

Amy: There are none. If you are hungry, you should have had more dinner.
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