/c/imgoingtoheavenforthis

A Columbus Day sale means you walk into a mattress store and try to buy a PlayStation

You claim that you found it and kill anyone who gets in your way.

Only if you bring guns and germs

I think it means that you chop someone to pieces in front of the family and friends just to make a point.

Also, there’s lots of rape and murder and Catholics and white religious people will always defend you.

If you do this, you will end up in jail, like Columbus. So yeah, a nice tribute

Yeah but you go back home with syphilis

as long as you depopulate the natives sufficiently

Don't forget to torture them first.

No, you can walk in and claim it for the Castilian empire though.

And steel!

Do you have a flag?

Or sell them.

“For one woman they give a hundred castellanos, as for a farm; and this sort of trading is very common, and there are already a great number of merchants who go in search of girls; there are at this moment from nine or ten on sale; they fetch a good price, let their age be what it will.”

"Do you accept smallpox blankets?"

That's a French sale