Meme done by me based on this skit

Frame 1: 2 soviet border agents in an interrogation room
Agent 1: What were you doing in Pharloom?
Frame 2: Santa with Hornets Mask:
Hornet: I already told you, I was kidnapped and dragged here against my will.
Frame 3: Guard 2 holding a slip of paper, Guard 1 looking at Hornet not convinced
Guard 2: We intercepted a communication for you
Shakra: Child Wielding Needle, I have caught fresh scent of my master in those stricken swamps beside the Citadel.
Guard 1: That is clearly code!
Hornet: No it's not
Frame 4: Hornet/Santa defending herself
Guard 2: Then who is Chield Wielding Needle?
Hornet: That's me!
Guard 2: You said your name was Hornet.
Hornet: Yes, I'm known by very many names.
Hornet (small text): Also I'm not a child, I'm literally ten times as old as her. SHAW!
Guard 1: So you are spy!
Frame 5: both guards looking unconvinced at Hornet
Hornet: No, look if you could just let me on my way
Guard 1: What are you doing in Pharloom?
Hornet: Freeing the workers from their chains and destroying the opium of religion
Frame 6: Guard 2 shaking hands with Hornet and Guard 1 looking to the side
both guards: So... you are communist?
Hornet: Da, why do you think I wear red, Comrade?
Guard 1: Comrade, 2 vodkas and 1 nectar