My last insight of anons mind caused quite a controversy so I thought I'd share something mild.

"Fuck this" /taser

“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”

Anon should be so lucky

Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3

They finally arrested him, but at what cost?

Free bondage

Actually harder to say in person. Source: self

I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was gobs going to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.

Sanest anon

gobs taser

Straightest anon

What a way to celebrate yor cake day.

Sex stuff is just not that shocking to any emergency response worker

They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.

This wouldn't even be close to some of the things some law enforcement workers have had to see. Arriving at violent crime scenes and having to confirm CSAM are just so much worse than whatever is going on in this greentext.

that's what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer

What

I'm pretty sure this is very tame compared to what they actually deal with.

Or Walgreens employee

Which necessarily makes him the chadest chad.

It's practically impossible to speak while you're being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.

Right after? You're fine and can do whatever. If it's your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.

Obviously I’ll be training for this.

Can't recommend. Once was enough

No doodoo? Easy day.

PCP is a performance enhancing drug in this regard.

I bet it was extra virgin.

Unless it's flammable

Even better.