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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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a beautiful black and tan dog stares stoically beyond the camera. her jowls sre pendulous and important. caption is chartreuse comic sans and reads "I JUST FREWUP FROM EATINNG TOO MANY GRASS. ASK ME ANYTHINGE"
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ScientifficDoggo lemmy.zip ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-07-17
#2 · Quote Reply

what kinda grass
How many too?

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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
#3 · Quote Reply

Why did you eat the grass tho

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salvaria lemmy.blahaj.zone salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-09-09
#4 · Quote Reply

But why?

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csolisr hub.azkware.net csolisr@hub.azkware.net
Joined: 2026-02-16
#5 · Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

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JakoJakoJako13 piefed.social JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-04-22
#6 · Quote Reply

How's your stomach feeling?

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HootinNHollerin lemmy.dbzer0.com HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-08
#7 · Quote Reply

Sniff any good ass lately?

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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#8 · Quote Reply

Would you like a treat?

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PopcornPrincess lemmy.world PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#9 · Quote Reply

Who’s a good boy?

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RustyNova lemmy.world RustyNova@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-24
#10 · Quote Reply

Did you puke on the carpet?

8a7-3594543132_1-1

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#11 · Quote Reply

Did you eat the puke?

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Hugucinogens lemmy.blahaj.zone Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-20
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

A nice dry red. And some more grass on the side.

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rottenmummy lemmy.ml rottenmummy@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-03-28
#13 · Quote Reply

But why?

👆

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betterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-06
#14 · Quote Reply

Why did you eat the grass tho

Smells delicious, can't really blame the pup.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#15 · Quote Reply

May i boop that snoot?

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affenlehrer feddit.org affenlehrer@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-06
#16 · Quote Reply

Why did you eat the grass tho

To induce gag reflex

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
#17 · Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

Most likely either some other dog has claimed that area so they're trying not to leave a smell behind (common in shelter pets), or they're not getting some vital nutrient (usually fiber).

Find some pumpkin puree for dogs. Walmart sells it in an orange can with a dog on the label. Give that to them at meal time. Don't give them the people kind, like for pies, it has sweeteners and other stuff that will upset their stomach.

Leash them when they go out. If they try to eat their poop, correct the behavior and reinforce the correct behavior with a treat. Discipline in response to unwanted behavior can be effective, but you should think carefully about the relationship you're forming with your dog before deciding on that.

If all else fails, take them out on a leash and immediately pick up their waste so they can't eat it until you can get them to a vet and have their diet evaluated. It's not normal dog behavior and it can and should be corrected.

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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is ur bewwy feewing bewter? :3

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
#19 · Quote Reply

Good day?

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youmaynotknow lemmy.zip jjlinux@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-24
#20 · Quote Reply

Eating 'too many grass'? You mean like in 'edibles' (special brownies maybe)?

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gnufuu lemmy.ca gnufuu@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-06-10
#21 · Quote Reply

You haven't answered a single question. Bad dog.

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jubilationtcornpone sh.itjust.works jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#22 · Quote Reply

Who’s a good boy?

Me! I am! I'm a good boy!

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boobookittyfrick lemmy.zip boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-29
#23 · Quote Reply

How's your stomach feeling?

Evewyone always ask why the dog never how the dog

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#24 · Quote Reply

Did you eat the puke?

Oh, he ate it.

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ayyy sh.itjust.works ayyy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-06-20
#25 · Quote Reply

A dog will eat grass to help settle their upset stomach. It’s not typically the grass that causes throwing up, it is usually a symptom indicating a problem caused by something else.

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#26 · Quote Reply

You haven't answered a single question. Bad dog.

im am soary

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#27 · Quote Reply

Eating 'too many grass'? You mean like in 'edibles' (special brownies maybe)?

um like it was greem

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#28 · Quote Reply

Good day?

yus

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#29 · Quote Reply

Is ur bewwy feewing bewter? :3

yus but i am goingn to pretemd it doesent so i can have them give to me some pumkin

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#30 · Quote Reply

May i boop that snoot?

hello

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#31 · Quote Reply

Did you eat the puke?

they btooked it away fromb me

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#32 · Quote Reply

Did you puke on the carpet?

you meen the frowup place mat?

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#33 · Quote Reply

Me! I am! I'm a good boy!

oh i did not know you were a good boy that is nice

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#34 · Quote Reply

Would you like a treat?

YOU HAVE TREABT?

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#35 · Quote Reply

Sniff any good ass lately?

thats privut

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#36 · Quote Reply

How's your stomach feeling?

fuzzey

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#37 · Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

dont to make her stop she is alowed to eating anything she can find those is the rule

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#38 · Quote Reply

But why?

um because crumchy?

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Overkrill lemmy.blahaj.zone Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-11
#39 · Quote Reply

what kinda grass How many too?

green. a lot

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RustyNova lemmy.world RustyNova@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-24
#40 · Quote Reply

you meen the frowup place mat?

Yes

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zollus lemmy.world zollus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-05
#41 · Quote Reply

wtf bro

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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#42 · Quote Reply

YOU HAVE TREABT?

Yeah! It's chicken, here, have some:

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jxk sh.itjust.works jxk@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#43 · Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

Give the dog more shit to eat, then the shit of the dog will taste more like shit, and the dog will not eat it

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-09-24
#44 · Quote Reply

My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

unsure if /s

change food, try something that claims to be fortified. mix wet and dry.

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onionguy lemmy.world Sly2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-31
#45 · Quote Reply

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