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cm0002 lemy.lol cm0002@lemy.lol Joined: 2025-02-15 |
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Sundray lemmus.org ![]() sundray@lemmus.org Joined: 2023-12-19 |
It's horrifying, but I can’t look away… |
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CameronDev programming.dev CameronDev@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-18 |
I'm pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing. |
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mHtt lemmy.ca mHtt@lemmy.ca Joined: 2026-08-10 |
missing level 0 = electricity. |
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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) feddit.uk ![]() flamingos@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-12 |
File explorer should be way bigger. |
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Godnroc lemmy.world Godnroc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
missing level 0 = electricity.
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Infernal_pizza lemmy.dbzer0.com ![]() Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I'm pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.
I can confirm it's not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn't include notepad in the guest OS! |
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Peffse lemmy.world Peffse@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-28 |
I'm pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.
is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads. |
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CameronDev programming.dev CameronDev@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-18 |
I can confirm it's not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn't include notepad in the guest OS!
I'll bet the hypervisor for that VM is notepad based /j |
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abbadon420 sh.itjust.works abbadon420@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-28 |
I miss taskmanager. Should be right on top win32 |
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kazerniel quokk.au ![]() kazerniel@quokk.au Joined: 2026-10-18 |
What game is this from? |
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OliMoli2137 piefed.social OliMoli2137@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-19 |
is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads.
yes, and i think you can open it with win+r notepad |
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DeadDigger lemmy.zip DeadDigger@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-24 |
I'm pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.
Notepad++ is in my opinion. It just should be at the side in mid air supporting a big lever under cmd |
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trxxruraxvr lemmy.world trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
What game is this from?
Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6 |
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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it's usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in |
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mojofrododojo lemmy.world ![]() mojofrododojo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-25 |
we're gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it'll be great bill arrives for the compute we're gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it'll be uh |
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mojofrododojo lemmy.world ![]() mojofrododojo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-25 |
I can confirm it's not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn't include notepad in the guest OS!
still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7.... |
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Mwa thelemmy.club ![]() Mwa@thelemmy.club Joined: 2024-06-27 |
Part 2: ReactOS stack |
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Sina beehaw.org Sina@beehaw.org Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview?? |
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[object Object] lemmy.world SlurpingPus@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-03 |
That tree reads like “build an apple orchard to discover gravity”. |
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[object Object] lemmy.world SlurpingPus@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-03 |
Not sure what the Apple logo is doing there, though Macs did have Boot Camp until the Apple Silicon models. |
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fractal618 lemmy.world fractal618@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-25 |
Can you make the copilot icon 7 times bigger and have it pulsate? |
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Chris feddit.uk ![]() i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-07-24 |
still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7....
They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11.
It's available for Linux too! https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/ |
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wings lemmy.rimfaxe.net wings@lemmy.rimfaxe.net Joined: 2026-10-10 |
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kazerniel quokk.au ![]() kazerniel@quokk.au Joined: 2026-10-18 |
Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6
thanks :) |
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jubilationtcornpone sh.itjust.works jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-13 |
we're gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it'll be great bill arrives for the compute we're gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it'll be uh
Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things. However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it. |
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[object Object] lemmy.world SlurpingPus@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-03 |
Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6
Goog's image search agrees with you: "The image shows a section of the Atomic Era technology tree from Sid Meier's Civilization VI". One thing AI is good for. |
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip ![]() RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-14 |
And ya'll bitch about systemd 🫤 |
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Leon pawb.social ![]() Dojan@pawb.social Joined: 2025-03-20 |
They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11. It's available for Linux too! https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/
Recently revived my old gaming PC, decided to put Bazzite on it. Was a bit surprised to see that sudoedit had a menubar and everything, used to it being vim or something. Got even more surprised when I found out it was made by fucking Microsoft. Yuck. |
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bold_omi lemmy.today bold_omi@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-02-22 |
is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads.
Yes, but they made it dumber. |
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notquitenothing sh.itjust.works ![]() notquitenothing@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-05-19 |
I love these type of memes XD |
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mojofrododojo lemmy.world ![]() mojofrododojo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-25 |
Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things. However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it.
have they tried replacing management with copilot? I mean with some of the managers I hear about, it couldn't be worse than the current situation.... |
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chraebsli programming.dev ![]() chraebsli@programming.dev Joined: 2023-07-04 |
*1400 patches in one month |
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Ghoelian piefed.social Ghoelian@piefed.social Joined: 2025-03-19 |
Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview??
It isnt, but it is a react native component, so it is running a JavaScript runtime |
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softwarist programming.dev ![]() softwarist@programming.dev Joined: 2025-05-29 |
And ya'll bitch about systemd 🫤
To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software. |
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip ![]() RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-14 |
To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.
Hardly. It does what it needs to then a bit too much more but in my experience all the pieces at least fit together and I've never had any instability from systemd. |
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SpaceCowboy lemmy.ca ![]() SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-17 |
have they tried replacing management with copilot? I mean with some of the managers I hear about, it couldn't be worse than the current situation....
I've always said that most middle management can be replaced by LLMs. And not even the more expensive models. Gemini flash would probably do about as good of a job as most middle managers. Of course an LLM couldn't do the job of a really good middle manager. But most middle management is basically doing basically what LLMs do, and hallucinate and get things wrong just as often. |
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apftwb lemmy.world ![]() apftwb@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-22 |
To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.
You are thinking of snap |
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skulblaka sh.itjust.works ![]() skulblaka@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-08 |
I've always said that most middle management can be replaced by LLMs. And not even the more expensive models. Gemini flash would probably do about as good of a job as most middle managers. Of course an LLM couldn't do the job of a really good middle manager. But most middle management is basically doing basically what LLMs do, and hallucinate and get things wrong just as often.
We taught the AI to speak like a middle manager and thought that meant the AI was sentient, instead of realizing that the middle managers aren't |
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