It's horrifying, but I can’t look away…

I'm pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.

missing level 0 = electricity.

File explorer should be way bigger.

I can confirm it's not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn't include notepad in the guest OS!

is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads.

I'll bet the hypervisor for that VM is notepad based /j

I miss taskmanager. Should be right on top win32

What game is this from?

yes, and i think you can open it with win+r notepad

Notepad++ is in my opinion. It just should be at the side in mid air supporting a big lever under cmd

Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6

About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it's usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in some.dll /arg.

we're gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it'll be great

bill arrives for the compute

we're gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it'll be uh

still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7....

Part 2: ReactOS stack

Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview??

That tree reads like “build an apple orchard to discover gravity”.

Not sure what the Apple logo is doing there, though Macs did have Boot Camp until the Apple Silicon models.

Can you make the copilot icon 7 times bigger and have it pulsate?

They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11.

It's available for Linux too!

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/

thanks :)

Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things.

However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it.

Goog's image search agrees with you: "The image shows a section of the Atomic Era technology tree from Sid Meier's Civilization VI". One thing AI is good for.

And ya'll bitch about systemd 🫤

Recently revived my old gaming PC, decided to put Bazzite on it. Was a bit surprised to see that sudoedit had a menubar and everything, used to it being vim or something. Got even more surprised when I found out it was made by fucking Microsoft. Yuck.

Yes, but they made it dumber.

I love these type of memes XD

have they tried replacing management with copilot?

I mean with some of the managers I hear about, it couldn't be worse than the current situation....

*1400 patches in one month

It isnt, but it is a react native component, so it is running a JavaScript runtime

To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.

Hardly. It does what it needs to then a bit too much more but in my experience all the pieces at least fit together and I've never had any instability from systemd.

I've always said that most middle management can be replaced by LLMs. And not even the more expensive models. Gemini flash would probably do about as good of a job as most middle managers.

Of course an LLM couldn't do the job of a really good middle manager. But most middle management is basically doing basically what LLMs do, and hallucinate and get things wrong just as often.

You are thinking of snap

We taught the AI to speak like a middle manager and thought that meant the AI was sentient, instead of realizing that the middle managers aren't

Yeah, Context Menus just work like that.

They seriously banned "microslop" on the official Discord?

Glad I'll never have to experience that

Like a giant throbbing ...artery

I love that nothing actually uses the drivers

Literally everything you do is going to spike CPU usage it's called having an efficient CPU that can idle for microseconds.