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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 sh.itjust.works Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#2 · Quote Reply

Fake: anon had friends.

Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

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Pope-King Joe lemmy.world popekingjoe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#3 · Quote Reply

Fake: anon had friends. Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#4 · Quote Reply

Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

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SailorFuzz lemmy.world SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Fake: anon had friends. Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

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fartsparkles lemmy.world fartsparkles@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply

Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

*barbecue sauce

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Baggie lemmy.zip Baggie@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-12-23
#7 · Quote Reply

Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it'd probably sting a bit.

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Hugucinogens lemmy.blahaj.zone Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-20
#8 · Quote Reply

Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it'd probably sting a bit.

You're entirely correct.

The only problem is, you're applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.

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CompactFlax discuss.tchncs.de CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-02-14
#9 · Quote Reply

Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

What else were we expecting from 4chan user?

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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-23
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk.

Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

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TwistedTurtle sh.itjust.works TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-22
#11 · Quote Reply

OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk. Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

I mean, if the cause of their sadness is a lack of dick then I would understand the impulse. But the responder is still right, don't tease a starving person.

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Baggie lemmy.zip Baggie@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-12-23
#12 · Quote Reply

You're entirely correct. The only problem is, you're applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.

Yeah you're right. Old habits die hard lmao.

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we is doomed! lemmy.world Hanrahan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-22
#13 · Quote Reply

OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk. Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

hey fren!

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