Deconstructed smoothie

Thickie

Gazpacho?

Needs boba

The white man discovers avocado

Just toss it in a blender, please...

Well you're almost here, just need a few more ingredients and a glass- https://vickypham.com/blog/vietnamese-avocado-shake-sinh-to-bo-recipe/

This looks vile, but I somehow imagine it tastes alright. Like, I'm never going to make this because I have actual taste, but these ingredients wouldn't clash too badly.

Urgh, no

It’s a common dessert in southeast asia. If you haven’t tried an avocado shake, you’re missing out. This is just a more basic version for when you don’t have a way to crush ice.

As someone who grew up in a place that treated avocado as a fruit, I had the reverse reaction when I learned it’s used in savory dishes.

If I hadn't just vomited I likely would. I like milk and avocado, but this reminds me of my friend who puts mustard on mac and cheese. And sushi. And pizza rolls.

Mustard, like yellow or brown mustard spread, or mustard powder (the spice?) I could see adding some mustard powder to Mac and cheese. Not the other two.

Mustard spread just seems to indicate that they've burnt out their taste buds and need extremely strong flavors to taste anything.

As an Asian, we only ever eat avocado sweetened. I only discovered eating savory avocado from white people food and also Mexican lol

Yeah and you could do it the consistency thay you want too. Some people like the avocado chunkier

Needs some chunky peanut butter.

With taste buds apparently permanently ruined by long covid, texture and temperature rank a lot higher than they used to - I would try this

Tini’s Mac and Cheese

The recipe that went viral, last year or the one before, actually used mustard in it.

I can relate to this person I like to put mustard on peanut butter