Wank me up when November ends

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Ribbed for your pleasure.

Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.

I forget there's a subculture of strangers that decide the not masturbate for a month, in solidarity, for no reason at all.

The idea that someone takes it so seriously that they include it under the Achievements section of their resume. And one day, finally, the hiring manager is a fellow cultist.

Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.

Funfact, it causes a small blip in the increased cases of prostate problems every year as well.

Drastically changing your masturbation habits is apparently not that healthy for you.

Upside the problems and pain it can cause also increases the amount of early discovery of prostate cancer every year.

So people are causing them self just enough medical problems to go to the doctor to get their prostate looked it and finding cancer they otherwise wouldn't have known about.

Downside the pain and problem your causing yourself and the fact it takes that to get people to go to the fucking doctor.

For the youngins doing it, it's what ever. But for those of us with prostate and getting up there in years. GO GET YOUR SELF CHECK PROSTATE CANCER ISNT A JOKE.

Thats actually pretty interesting. Do we know if theres an actual cause-effect relationship or if its just making it detectable?

"Did three consecutive NNN's" goes hard on your resumee

I much prefer the no smoking November, but at the same time I like the NNN shitposts

When the trend first started it wasn't uncommon for some doctors to advise against NNN because of the trend and there wasn't enough data to say either way.

The last year or two I've seen most consensus lean towards just making it more detectable.

For some people the sharp change in habit causes pain, or other very minor medical issues. They go in and get an exam they other wise wouldn't. And thus more cases are found.

Wether or not NNN is actively harmful is up for debate still with most studies I've seen leaning towards it being fine to minorly unsafe.

But the amount of studies is small and the evidence very weak.

If anything it just reinforced the growing trend to suggest younger men go get prostate exams sooner then the old wisdom suggests.

You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I'm always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!

goes hard

Slippery slope...

Use tiger balm like a real man

Jerk off? During Locktober?!

the gratinator

This person needs to drink more water. No comment re: their masturbation habits

Idk about y'all but I'm not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn't make a difference lol

Let me guess, you're uncircumcised/natural?

Once when I was in my early twenties, I went to a doctor, and since I had heard about people suggesting this "prostate exam" thing, I thought it would be a good idea to ask for one.

Well the doctor apparently thought I was too young to ask for a prostate exam, and so decided to go in hard and fast and without lube, presumably to "teach me a lesson."

Well, lesson learned. I might never get a prostate exam again, and if I die in a few decades of undetected prostate cancer, it will be that doctor's fault. But that likely won't be recorded on any of the paperwork. Because why would it.

Not sure what the moral of the story is, but uh, maybe don't suggest young men get theirs checked, because if their experience is anything like mine then they might never get it checked again.

really? Do I have to make the correction again?

Just call it Nut November.

No, it's cut. but they didn't cut all the skin of so it still moves. I feel bad for the fellas with tight circumcisions.

I feel bad for all the fellas with any kind of circumcision.

Ninety Nut November!

IMO, the only good thing that came out of it (don't laugh), is the annual thematic content on the light-green website

Isn’t end of November still November?

If you're afraid I'll fail "no-fap November", please be assured that was going to happen no later than Bonfire Night

They changed No Shave November to this because they can't grow any. And none of them last a week because it wasn't many months ago they learned they could.

Knowing that deeply satisfies me.

Nah, cocktober.

I understand it may have been many years ago now, but that's basically a cut and dry guaranteed malpractice suit. Especially if you were injured from it. That doctor could and possibly would have been completely banned from practicing medicine on anyone for pulling something like that.

Not to minimize your experience, but, just saying. That's NOT the norm. You were abused by your doctor and there would have been legal consequences for it if you followed up.

It wasn't my regular doctor. I don't even remember where it was, or the doctor's name. And it would honestly just make things worse for me if I were to try to do anything about it now. It's not gonna fix my asshole, but telling everyone I know that my asshole is wrecked isn't going to earn me any sympathy where I live.

At the time, I had no frame of reference. I probably just thought "Fuck man, prostate exams hurt!" Even if I tried reporting it, who would believe me? Over a doctor's word? Please. And that's without counting the stigma and embarrassment I would have felt at the time.

I think the moral here is get a better doctor...? My family has a nasty history of prostate cancer its killed 3 in 4 of the males on both sides of my family by the age of 65. And every doctor iv ever talked to has basically screamed that if you have that much of a family history get your prostate checked as song as 20.

You know your ass can fit like two racoons into it? Unless that doctor went fisting, calling your asshole wrecked is a bit much. lol