I'm working through at least the noon slate. Be sure to let me know if there are any sick punts or killer wide receiver blocks

YEEEEEHAW Time for some Texas Football

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Without Collin Simmons and with a rattled Arch Manning, I don't see Texas winning today...

That being said, hook 'em

Texas Tech @ Cinncinatti

What is happening here?

Indiana @ Michigan

So it looks like Carr isn't any better than Underwood. He's already taken 2 sacks at exactly the wrong time which cost Michigan both of its scoring opportunities. But the team plays better with him under center, so I guess they have to stick with him

Its the last bit of a 6 to 3 game and im still watching. What is wrong with me?

You have a severe case of collegefootball-neosis

WVU at TCU

Frogs are so very blah this year. Not much fun to watch.

Welp, couldn't hold on in OT. Bring back ties!

Lol, I know everybody buys their teams now, but it is pretty satisfying to see the Cody Campbell Red Raiders take an L in B12 play. Cincy rubbing it in playing All my Exes and Deep in the Heart over the loudspeaker.

Go Cocks 🤙

If they could not ruin our season, just this once, I'd be very gracious.

They are still my side team. But I still gotta cheer for the big orange 🍊

TeNnEsSeE hAs ThE cOuNtRy'S bEsT dEfEnSe

It's impossible for me to cheer for orange anything 😆

In the A&M Bama game right now, Jesse Palmer just said in regards to tonight's game that Arch Manning just has to stop losing games. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard and I wanted to share it.

Texas A&M @ Alabama

Aggies just getting wrecked out here. Always an uplifting sight to see.

Handy guide:

Orange & White: Beautiful, classy, historic

Orange & Purple: Hideous, disgusting, an affront to all mankind

Edit: Orange & Blue: Somehow even worse

I have no notes for that last sentence.

I would like to apologize to my community my country and the world for this comment. Because ever since I made it the Aggies started playing much better. Course on the bright side Alabama losing would also be very funny. So really it's a win-win

Ho Lee shit, that last drive was poetry

This is absolutely one of those games where either team losing is funny to me. Like I hate bama more, but a&m is coming up on our schedule and I'd love them to be checked out of the rest of the season

I still can't wrap my head around how bad Oregon is

UTSA @ Tulane

I am so frustrated at all these tds getting called back

Sellers with one of the most incredible feats of athleticism I've ever seen

Hopefully y'all know by now that I don't blame losses on refs, but however this shitshow ends both teams have legitimate gripes with the officials today.

GG cocks, but this has got to make you ask, what the hell does Vegas know?

The end of this BYU-UCF game is total chaos

I don't understand why they picked up the flag. Like the kicker's helmet was torn off. That's a penalty. Why did they pick it up?

OMG OMG OMG🤙

GG!

I don't know. Tinfoil hat says Monster Big XII refs need to protect their top team

Straight madness

Enjoy the win, I'm gonna go drink and/or cry myself to sleep

THE ORANGE BETRAYED ME

Justice.

-You get the ball!

-No, you get the ball!

The rest of the game determined that was a lie.

This season of CFB is one of the best lately. Like seeing way more upsets even though sadly one was my team.

Runners are off to a great start but I ain't counting my coyotes. Tulane is way better than their record.

The ending of that game was so wild it almost made me forget about the fact that the UCF quarterback came in and spiked it right away by accident at the end of the game. Almost forgot just remembered right now. That was so fucking funny.

Absolutely. First time I've ever seen a QB spike the ball when the clock was already stopped

Feeling surprisingly good at half. So let's see how Texas manages to let me down in the second half this week

That poor kid. You got to think his coaches were just like screaming at him the whole time before the play, you got to spike it right away you got a spike it right away. Over and over in his ear. And he just locked into it so much that he just spiked it right away. I mean at least that's how I'm picturing it. If they hadn't won the game I can't imagine what he would be feeling right now.

Woof, that looked like a hell of an injury.

Yeah that was gruesome.

We a cooking now! Meep meep!

let’s see how Texas manages to let me down in the second half this week

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