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Return_of_Chippy lemmy.world Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-28
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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#2 · Quote Reply

I’m a turtle. 🐢
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dontbelievethis sh.itjust.works dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-07
#3 · Quote Reply
Tanis Nikana wrote:
I’m a turtle. 🐢

I like Turtles! 🧟
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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

In their house in Lemmy dead Sundray lies dreaming...

At least I was.
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cruseo piefed.world cruseo@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-10-24
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

“Ummm… OK… and where do you see yourself in five years?”
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bigboismith lemmy.world bigboismith@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-05
#6 · Quote Reply

I read "an omen" as "an onion" and I didn't question it
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decolo piefed.social decolo@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-06-29
#7 · Quote Reply
Tanis Nikana wrote:
I’m a turtle. 🐢

are not turtles, in their own way, inevitable?
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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#8 · Quote Reply
decolo wrote:
are not turtles, in their own way, inevitable?

Turtles haven’t really changed since the Cretaceous!
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orenj [he/they] leminal.space orenj@leminal.space
Joined: 2026-04-04
#9 · Quote Reply

Damn skippy
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HootinNHollerin lemmy.dbzer0.com HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-08
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply
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Pope-King Joe lemmy.world popekingjoe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#11 · Quote Reply

This is strangely empowering.
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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#12 · Quote Reply

Fucking wholesome!!!

🤘
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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
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bigboismith wrote:
I read "an omen" as "an onion" and I didn't question it

Onions are like ogres
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fubarx lemmy.world fubarx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-07
#14 · Quote Reply

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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#15 · Quote Reply

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T. Hex lemmy.dbzer0.com 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-16
#16 · Quote Reply

Don't let anyone treat you like std::optional<T>
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softwarist programming.dev softwarist@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-05-29
#17 · Quote Reply
T. Hex wrote:
Don't let anyone treat you like std::optional&lt;T&gt;

You might wanna get tested for that
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nilloc discuss.tchncs.de nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
#18 · Quote Reply
cruseo wrote:
“Ummm… OK… and where do you see yourself in five years?”

Where don’t I see myself in five years?
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#19 · Quote Reply

Subscribe for more dating advice.
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ducktumn lemmy.zip ducktumn@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-27
#20 · Quote Reply
nilloc wrote:
Where don’t I see myself in five years?

In a grave probably
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