Making aggressive war dogs is something humanity tried before. Mastiffs and Chow Chows are two examples. They often attacked and killed their human masters.

Really I think we should extinct the practice of training attack dogs. In US police action they're abused to escalate to violence quicker than an officer would resort to firearms.

Armored dogs in war would be responed to like mechanized armor. A dozen of my cheap flying explosive drones will make short work of your expensive dog.

But then, the US hasn't caught up to the tech of cheap drones.

In addition, in the eyes of the law these patented dogs will be legal objects that the company owns, not living beings.

I know the law already lets you do crazy evil shit to the animals you own, especially if you are a corp with money. This will be worse. This will make a factory farm look like a children's story.

This will be something out of H.R. Giger's nightmares after Phillip K. Dick spends a week telling him bedtime stories and soothing him in his dreams with Hannibal-Lecter-whispers.

Yeah, this sounds like another way to siphon investor and government cash.

Regardless of what they tell you, these aren't gonna be used overseas. These are gonna be deployed domestically, as terror weapons in occupied territories.

In my opinion, police dogs, in the US at least, are a vestigial cultural holdover from law enforcement's slave catching past. There isn't really a good tactical reason to be using them that couldn't be performed by other equipment. They are unreliable, expensive, and get shot surprisingly often. If you really interrogated why they still use attack dogs, their answer would be that those people are scared of them.

Other than that, scenthounds are just probable cause generators which are all probably trained to alert on command.

He once forced me into an emotional bond with spiders, which I loathe. I hate to image the connection I'd make with his dogs.

I'm gonna say it, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

This motherfucker, and anyone else with the same idea, needs to fucking die. In the most gruesome, painful way whoever manages it can achieve so that it's a clear fucking warning to the next motherfucker

What do we have to do to get this tribe of mouth breathing incel tech bros to fuck off to their bunkers?

Similar to the guy who made all those dogs with breathing problems (pugs especially. They arent cute, they cant fucking breathe)

I'd been tracking detection dogs more than attack dogs, and yeah police dogs in use have false-positive rates sometimes 90%+. US precincts call them probable cause on four legs.

The sad thing is there's a detection dog sector that resents the current misuse culture since its delegitimizing good faith uses.

Maybe once we can overhaul how policing and investigation are done, we can restrict detection dogs to instances where high false positive rates will be counter productive. Say, sniffing for explosives at an airport at a long line of luggage.

start with systematically burning down their homes.

I think someone tried at Altman’s house. Probably just start with protests in front of their houses. Thiel’s house in Argentina has been having protests in front of it lately. It would be a shame if it escalated

just to be clear. I don't want them to die. no no. that's too easy.

I want them to move to a new house. and then that one burns down too.

I want them to be seen as a financial liability. accounts too hot to insure. hot enough to spontaneously combust. I want to watch as their fortunes are siphoned away from them again and again until they are nothing more than a forgotten memory.

that's what I want.

Fair

Sure, them too. But this guy created Anduril Industries to develop non-manned AI drones to kill whoever gets labeled a target by whoever buys his terror machines. This guy is a threat to humanity beyond the pug breeder. He and people with ideas like him deserve to die with much higher priority imo.

What's next dipshit, tracker jackers? Mockingjays? I mean for fuck's sake, these assholes are ordering up all the horrific, dystopian shit movies and books and stories made up to be awful. And they want it, in real life.

And yes, obviously Susan Collins didn't coin genetically engineered war dogs in stories, but it's what I thought of first.

Shit the Capitol from Panem dreams up.

Frustrated phagocytosis is when macrophages attack asbestos fibers.

The line is all conscious life capable of suffering.

Absolutely fucking vile human being.

VOTE

Dude could have used that money to fund animal shelters across the world and received a standing ovation.

It takes a special kind of fucking loser to come up with this idea and follow through on it.

I was thinking Snow Crash Rat Things.

Damn, I didn't know about that. Guess I have a new rabbit hole to inspect.

Oh shit, A. Tchaikovsky, of "Children of Time" fame (incredibly good book). I guess I'll have to read Dogs of War now.

mark zuckerborg probably took his brain to study humans.

also most dogs are inbred asf already.

they switched to use malinois now, because they are more bitey than A gsd, and also more aggresive when trained to do so.

Yes as I always do and we will keep moving further into fascism and mass surveillance regardless. Nothing will change until the parasite class lives in fear

Start feeding the dogs of war

Then plants deserve not to be eaten too
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The line is subjective.

Seriously I'm sure ICE would be happy to buy them

umbrella corp did it first

Here's Hell March 2 so you don't have to look it up

They will once the company goes bankrupt.

Police dogs are analogous to whips, in that they are an ineffective weapon against an equal enemy but good at reducing the morale of slaves.

(sorry if I'm just restating your point, I think it's an important one)

TF is it with these tech lord trash taking LOTR names for businesses? Anduril, Palantir, etc?

Pitbull parents cannot wait to put this one next to their toddler.

Remember if you buy shit from ModRetro like the M64 you are literally funding this fuck head. If one of your friends has that knock off GameBoy or n64 inform them, if they shrug it off reconsider your relationship with them. Seriously the excuse of no ethical consumption under capitalism doesn’t fly. There is a direct line from ModRetro to this arms dealer called Palmer and ModRetro sells just toys not something necessary for survival.

It should have been Luckey instead of Andrew Scott Reisse.

Tolkien would be spinning in his grave at the thought of this. It’s against everything he believed in.

When people mispronounce the names (as they usually do) I don’t correct them, out of respect for the Professor.

Care to share more info? Couldn't find anything about it

Some things better stay contained in a game...

This would seem like an opportune moment for us to ask that age-old question: "What could possibly go wrong?"

It's going to be Africanized killer bees all over again. But worse. Much, much worse.

We already have that. Marines. They're called Devil dogs. While half joking; the cocktails of injections--some completely experimental, kinda makes you wonder.

They think they are high elves while we are hobbits. They want to rule the world. They have actually proven that you can have a level of money that everyone will indulge your mental illness.

Anyone else would have been shot for infiltrating the government with plans to end the world but we live in HELL AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK OR WILL DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

"Don't look up" was the most accurate portrayals of our stupid species ever written

And before everyone praises the glorious corporate Dems, Palmer Lucky and his gross company mostly support Democrats and Palmer and Musk are completely integrate in our Army with drones, ranks, and military units that have committed multiple suspicious suicides.

https://www.rawstory.com/new-right-jd-vance-tolkien/

NBC4 Washington
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Me too. Rat Things get bonus points for being able to melt down in a horrific explosion if they fail their mission.

Something akin to when Musk showed off the bullet proof glass on the Cybertruck.

I look forward to a graphic on a map that changes every few months of "Americanized War Dogs" filling the entire western hemisphere.

"They came and bred with my chihuahua! The puppies don't bite ankles, they slash tendons..."