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Perfectly Adapted
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cm0002
no.lastname.nz
cm0002@no.lastname.nz
Joined: 2025-11-13
Posted:   Subject: Perfectly Adapted Quote
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NaibofTabr
infosec.pub
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-18
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

you guys get cubicles?
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WhyIHateTheInternet
lemmy.world
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

If you survive you get to look at the smaller rectangle box as a reward!
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ikt
aussie.zone

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

hahaha that’s so funny 😂
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

Yes... I have adhd. Why do you mention it?
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VicksVaporBBQrub
Moderator

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

2026 AD: Man spend hours coding in Rust.

200026 BC: Man spending hours coding in rust...
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shalafi
lemmy.world

shalafi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

Read an article in the 90s by a doctor proposing a name for a new disease (I forget). It revolved around the problems we have from sitting on our ass all the time. It's so bad my doc gets excited when I answer "a few" to "How many time do you get our heart rate up in a week?"
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mrgoosmoos
lemmy.ca
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-24
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply
shalafi wrote:
Read an article in the 90s by a doctor proposing a name for a new disease (I forget). It revolved around the problems we have from sitting on our ass all the time. It's so bad my doc gets excited when I answer "a few" to "How many time do you get our heart rate up in a week?"

my physiotherapist gave me such a look of disappointment when I told her what my work hours are like after describing my totally unrelated issues to her

then my boss wonders why I don't want to work as much anymore. maybe the fact that it's physically painful has something to do with it..
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Random_Character_A
lemmy.world

random_character_a@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply
shalafi wrote:
Read an article in the 90s by a doctor proposing a name for a new disease (I forget). It revolved around the problems we have from sitting on our ass all the time. It's so bad my doc gets excited when I answer "a few" to "How many time do you get our heart rate up in a week?"

"My heart rate usually goes up while gaming during evenings. Every day for hours."
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orca
orcas.enjoying.yachts

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
Joined: 2023-07-07
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: Perfectly Adapted Quote Reply

My cubicle is a desk in my house that I get to at 10:30 and leave at 4:30. If I need to take a crap, no one bugs me and I can use my own terlet.

Life is a joke but I refuse to work in an office, and I’m gonna spend as little time possible working because I’d rather be doing literally anything else.
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