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What will Trump's next campaign promise be?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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If Republicans win, every American gets a cookie 🍪. If democrats win, all libraries and bookstores catch on fire 🔥

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beliquititious lemmy.blahaj.zone beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-05
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If republicans win MAGA's estranged children will beg them for forgiveness.

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Sanctus anarchist.nexus Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-08
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Your family will finally accept you in a way that being in a cult could never fulfill

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TribblesBestFriend startrek.website TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
Joined: 2025-01-30
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The best promise, the beautiful best promise, the beautifuless bestess promisess

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SnarkoPolo lemmy.world SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-08
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The best promise, the beautiful best promise, the beautifuless bestess promisess

The biglyest promise! There's never been a promise like his next one in all of history.

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