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FreshParsnip
lemmy.ca
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-02 |
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TribblesBestFriend
startrek.website
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website Joined: 2025-01-30 |
Piss on it. That will surely extinguish it |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Earthlings must swallow the sun before it can swallow us |
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TrackenDaKracken
lemmy.world
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-09-29 |
I've been broadcasting for help on frequency 1420.3556 MHz since the summer of 1977. No response yet, but fingers crossed. |
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ironhydroxide
sh.itjust.works
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-11-27 |
I'll answer with another question. War, what is it good for? |
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Yeller_king
reddthat.com
Yeller_king@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Destroy the earth before the sun can. |
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PapaStevesy
lemmy.world
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-18 |
Coat the Earth in that bitter stuff they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges so the sun spits it out before it has a chance to swallow. |
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sudoer777
lemmy.ml
sudoer777@lemmy.mlJoined: 2021-02-18 |
Let it swallow the earth then sue it for damages |
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Rhynoplaz
lemmy.world
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Preemptive strike! Nuke the sun! |
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kettuli
lemmy.blahaj.zone
kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-10-13 |
I’ll swallow it myself. |
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chicken
lemmy.dbzer0.com
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
Vote against the ballot measure to stop an asteroid impacting Earth, but only in cases where the asteroid is going to adjust Earth's orbit to be farther away from the sun. As long as I didn't mess up becoming immortal 5 billion years should be enough time for these opportunities to come up, so I shouldn't have to bother with other sun-protection measures. |
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)
sh.itjust.works
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-19 |
Pull out |
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daggermoon
piefed.world
daggermoon@piefed.worldJoined: 2026-03-01 |
Cry and masturbate. Oh wait, you said prevent? |
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AnotherWastedHuman
retrolemmy.com
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com Joined: 2026-07-11 |
Die so someone more useful in the fight to survive may have the resources I would have used up pointlessly. |
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deadbeef79000
lemmy.nz
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-06-17 |
SPF5000000000 sunscreen |
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adj
sh.itjust.works
adj@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-12-02 |
I've been working on my leg strength so I can hold its jaws open with my feet. |
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selokichtli
lemmy.ml
selokichtli@lemmy.ml Joined: 2021-03-20 |
Organize all firefighters, no, only the best firefighters in the world and lead them in a special mission to the Sun. We are gonna smother and extinguish that mf before it can hit us, and I'm gonna bang the hottest daughter of the firemen too, in case we fail! |
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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]
lemmy.ml
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-06-02 |
i will put a mirror on my roof so that when the sun reaches earth it will be reflected back to where it came |
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zemon
lemmy.ml
zemon@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-06 |
I read A World Out Of Time. That's one way to solve that problem. |
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Tangentism
lemmy.ml
Tangentism@lemmy.ml Joined: 2021-01-10 |
I've written a sternly worded letter to the editor of my local paper. |
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folaht
lemmy.ml
folaht@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-09-01 |
Put Jupiter in front of it, so that the Sun will choke to death before it can swallow us. |
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Vex_Detrause
lemmy.ca
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-02-28 |
Destroy the earth before the sun can.
We're way ahead of you. |
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anakin78z
lemmy.world
anakin78z@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
Seems too early to worry about it now. Ask me again in 4999999999 years. |
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