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Pope-King Joe
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Posted:   Subject: What was he thinking? Quote

I seriously need to know what was going through this man's head.

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MBech
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Joined: 2025-02-17
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

My best guess he thought it was empty, didn't want to pick it up, so tried to cram it under the shelf with the pallet-whatever-it's-called. Then felt betrayed that there was actually something in there like the idiot he is?

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Pope-King Joe
lemmy.world

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Joined: 2023-07-01
#3 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

My best guess he thought it was empty, didn't want to pick it up, so tried to cram it under the shelf with the pallet-whatever-it's-called. Then felt betrayed that there was actually something in there like the idiot he is?

That's the conclusion my friends and I came to as well. You can see he definitely saw it.

What a dolt. What a maroon!

Edit: also that's an electric pallet jack.

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RestrictedAccount
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-06-21
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

Hope that was food and not pesticides

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Pope-King Joe
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#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

Hope that was food and not pesticides

From my work in retail, the box appears to be a typical corrugated cardboard food crate (usually used for some produce and bakery foods, but some other categories as well), and if that's true, that's probably some kind of food. Judging by what can be seen of the consistency, I think it might be some yogurt, pudding, buttercream, or something in that vein. So sticky, but prolly not harmful.

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AeronMelon
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-12-26
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

That ended a lot better than I thought it would.

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waterSticksToMyBalls
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-12-31
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

I think he is trying to push that cardboard into one of those warehouse cardboard compactor things.

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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2024-12-25
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

Dijon?

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Catpuccino
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Joined: 2023-11-21
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

My best guess he thought it was empty, didn't want to pick it up, so tried to cram it under the shelf with the pallet-whatever-it's-called. Then felt betrayed that there was actually something in there like the idiot he is?

The thing he was using is called a pallet jack 😁

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kungen
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Joined: 2023-08-03
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

The thing he was using is called a pallet jack 😁

He was pallet jackin' it and made a mess all over himself 😩

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Signtist
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Joined: 2025-06-27
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

Seems to me like he thought the pallet jack was meant to work like a spatula to scoop things up off the ground, and tried to force the box against something so it would stop sliding around and get on the jack.

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ButteryMonkey
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Joined: 2025-06-25
#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

From my work in retail, the box appears to be a typical corrugated cardboard food crate (usually used for some produce and bakery foods, but some other categories as well), and if that's true, that's probably some kind of food. Judging by what can be seen of the consistency, I think it might be some yogurt, pudding, buttercream, or something in that vein. So sticky, but prolly not harmful.

It looks like mustard to me, like it had to be a fairly large container for that volume of stuff to erupt from it, and its fairly yellow, so unless its paint, I’m guessing a big mustard!

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Corkyskog
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Joined: 2023-06-12
#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: What was he thinking? Quote Reply

That ended a lot better than I thought it would.

I thought that vertical baler was gonna get destroyed lol

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