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"So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President"
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OriginEnergySux
lemmy.world

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-02
Posted:   Subject: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President" Quote
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MBech
feddit.dk
MBech@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply

I see Bieber got fat
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Supamanc
sopuli.xyz
Supamanc@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2026-04-17
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply

Next press conference:
"they're doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I'm much slimmer. So the skateboard it's small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we're gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can't make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard."
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db2
lemmy.world
db2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply

Don't try to humanize him after everything he's said and done the past 8 decades. It's gross.
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biggerbogboy
sh.itjust.works
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-27
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply
Supamanc wrote:
Next press conference: "they're doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I'm much slimmer. So the skateboard it's small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we're gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can't make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard ...

Sounds to coherent for him honestly
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply

This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda
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SeductiveTortoise
piefed.social

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply
Supamanc wrote:
Next press conference: "they're doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I'm much slimmer. So the skateboard it's small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we're gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can't make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard ...

And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.
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horn_e4_beaver
discuss.tchncs.de

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-09-05
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply

This is so irrelevant that I can't be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.
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felsiq
piefed.zip
felsiq@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-07-02
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr... Quote Reply
db2 wrote:
Don't try to humanize him after everything he's said and done the past 8 decades. It's gross.

hard agree about humanizing this piece of shit in general, but the original (afaik) this picture is riffing off is of this kid showing this to adolf hitler. in that context i think this is really funny, at least for people who’ve seen the other version

the same picture of a kid playing with a finger skateboard, but with adolf hitler watching
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