I see Bieber got fat

Next press conference:
"they're doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I'm much slimmer. So the skateboard it's small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we're gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can't make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard."

Don't try to humanize him after everything he's said and done the past 8 decades. It's gross.

Sounds to coherent for him honestly

This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda

And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.

This is so irrelevant that I can't be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.

hard agree about humanizing this piece of shit in general, but the original (afaik) this picture is riffing off is of this kid showing this to adolf hitler. in that context i think this is really funny, at least for people who’ve seen the other version

Oh! OK, that's pretty damned funny now.

It's extra funny because I can see a child explaining anything to a man who's off the cliff with dementia.

Pew pew ... pew pew ... pew

It would be better if the guy peeking from behind was Nixon.

Justin Buffet.

Debut album of yacht rock about cruise ship self serve meals.

I was making fun of him. Weird take.

Now i cant unsee it 😂