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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
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username_1 discuss.tchncs.de username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-01
#2 · Quote Reply

Now roll it.
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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-12-23
#3 · Quote Reply
username_1 wrote:
Now roll it.

For perception or wisdom check against the recipe.
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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#4 · Quote Reply
username_1 wrote:
Now roll it.

onion explodes
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ooterness lemmy.world ooterness@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#5 · Quote Reply
username_1 wrote:
Now roll it.

Nat 20 let's go.
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TheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#6 · Quote Reply
ooterness wrote:
Nat 20 let's go.

IT'S A SIX SIDED DIE
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Susaga sh.itjust.works Susaga@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#7 · Quote Reply
TheLeadenSea wrote:
IT'S A SIX SIDED DIE

And one of those sides is a 20.
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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
#8 · Quote Reply

A dicey situation
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FrowingFostek lemmy.world FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

Might do this at home just to watch the wife's brain reboot looking at it. I'm just not sure what to use for the black markings that will stick to the onion.
Maybe chocolate chips?
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Schmeckinger lemmy.world Schmeckinger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#10 · Quote Reply
FrowingFostek wrote:
Might do this at home just to watch the wife's brain reboot looking at it. I'm just not sure what to use for the black markings that will stick to the onion. Maybe chocolate chips?

Pepper
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FrowingFostek lemmy.world FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply
Schmeckinger wrote:
Pepper

Oh yeah, whole black pepper kernels might do the trick. Maybe some left over rice for adhesion.
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starik lemmy.today starik@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-06-19
#12 · Quote Reply
FrowingFostek wrote:
Oh yeah, whole black pepper kernels might do the trick. Maybe some left over rice for adhesion.

Hammer them in with a table knife handle
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FrowingFostek lemmy.world FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#13 · Quote Reply
starik wrote:
Hammer them in with a table knife handle

Also a good idea. 👍
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isles infosec.pub isles@infosec.pub
Joined: 2026-09-15
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

As opposed to necessarily excessive? 😉
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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
#15 · Quote Reply
FrowingFostek wrote:
Might do this at home just to watch the wife's brain reboot looking at it. I'm just not sure what to use for the black markings that will stick to the onion. Maybe chocolate chips?

Cloves?
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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#16 · Quote Reply
Schmeckinger wrote:
Pepper

No, cloves come with a nail for easy attachment.
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FrowingFostek lemmy.world FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#17 · Quote Reply
MonkderVierte wrote:
Cloves?

This also sounds good. I don't know if you get the same hardness to press a clove into the onion, in practice.
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