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The 9 basic Winchester positions. Try one on. Ad for Winchester little cigars (1973)
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BilSabab
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Posted:   Subject: The 9 basic Winchester positions. Try one on. Ad for Winchester little cigars (1973) Quote

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MagicShel
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#2 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: The 9 basic Winchester positions. Try one on. Ad for Winc... Quote Reply

I'm going to call bullshit. The surprise attack, surefire, nitty gritty, and bold advance are all the same position, but with varying risk of leaving cigarette burns on a partner's face, arms, and hands.

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Pat_Riot
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#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: The 9 basic Winchester positions. Try one on. Ad for Winc... Quote Reply

I'm going to call bullshit. The surprise attack, surefire, nitty gritty, and bold advance are all the same position, but with varying risk of leaving cigarette burns on a partner's face, arms, and hands.

There's only so many ways to hold a cig in your mouth. Marketing has never been a game of being competitively honest, especially from the tobacco industry.

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MagicShel
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#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: The 9 basic Winchester positions. Try one on. Ad for Winc... Quote Reply

There's only so many ways to hold a cig in your mouth. Marketing has never been a game of being competitively honest, especially from the tobacco industry.

Then how am I supposed to know how to hold it so women throw themselves at me in my preferred way while I stare intently into the eyes of another man?

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