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Godort lemmy.ca Godort@lemmy.ca
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I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this.

Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn't exist under its own gravity.

Edit: This is the podcast if anyone is curious

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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
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I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this. Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn't exist under its own gravity. Edit: This is the podcast if anyone is curious

so space pumpkins are in our future

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Anchorxiety reddthat.com Anchorxiety@reddthat.com
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so space pumpkins are in our future

The ISS will be replaced by the ISP International Space Pumpkin

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urushitan 漆たん kakera.kintsugi.moe urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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I prefer this screenshot

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decolo piefed.social decolo@piefed.social
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so space pumpkins are in our future

We must immediately redirect all science efforts to growing the Space Pumpkin Replacement Planet.

And then put elon and Lil Bezzy and the rest inside it after it's big enough out there.

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ColeSloth discuss.tchncs.de ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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New record actually dropped like a week ago. I think it was 3,156 pounds, if I recall.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this. Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn't exist under its own gravity. Edit: This is the podcast if anyone is curious

does this include spumpkins (space-pumpkins) or does it presume earth standard gravity?

how much of a grant do you think i could get for growing giant space pumpkins?

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cRazi_man europe.pub cRazi_man@europe.pub
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I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this. Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn't exist under its own gravity. Edit: This is the podcast if anyone is curious

I don't care about pumpkins, but I'm always on the lookout for interesting podcasts. Thanks.

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laus (they/he) lemmy.blahaj.zone punker_wanze@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-08-14
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Me, after retirement: "fuck it" goes living in a 20000pound pumpkin

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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does this include spumpkins (space-pumpkins) or does it presume earth standard gravity? how much of a grant do you think i could get for growing giant space pumpkins?

This is the first real reason I've ever heard to colonize the moon.

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melsaskca lemmy.ca melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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Pumpkin Eugenics goes against the natural order of pumpkins!

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rapchee lemmy.world rapchee@lemmy.world
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This is the first real reason I've ever heard to colonize the moon.

good news! you could do this on a near-earth space station too!

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Olgratin_Magmatoe startrek.website Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-08-09
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I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this. Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn't exist under its own gravity. Edit: This is the podcast if anyone is curious

So let's grow a +20,000 pound pumpkin in orbit. We'll splice it will immortal jellyfish genes, and make it our new god that circles us in the heavens.

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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
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So let's grow a +20,000 pound pumpkin in orbit. We'll splice it will immortal jellyfish genes, and make it our new god that circles us in the heavens.

Better story than the Bible

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