I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.

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Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can't imagine having to live without them.

Congratulations on your enlightenment

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Other places in the world thankfully have edible roots and tubers still, so lives centuries ago weren't completely wasted by virtue of having stuff like turnips and yams and so on, but there really is no substitute for the tomato.

Tomatoes are the best food ever.

ANY form?

This person has never encountered potatoes in their rotting form.

Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish

And they turn green and become poisonous if exposed to light! Another form to avoid

The things I'd do for good poutine.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

Here's what big poutine doesnt want you to know. With a few simple ingredients you can make your own!

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Gaseous form

Projectile weaponry

When i was in college, we put a bag of potatoes in a drawer and forgot about them. When we eventually opened it, we had to open every door and window in the house to disperse the swarm of flies that emerged.

And cacao... chocolate

I don't really have anything to add, I'm just here to support the good cause of spreading potato awareness.