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rockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zone rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-02-24
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Cellery quokk.au Cellery@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-09-30
#2 · Quote Reply

Is it a spooning contest?
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snarkysadierose lemmy.world snarkysadierose@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
#3 · Quote Reply

thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins
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superweeniehutjrs lemmy.world superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
#4 · Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in
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Hupf feddit.org Hupf@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#5 · Quote Reply

Now imagine: thicc fork.
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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-30
#6 · Quote Reply
superweeniehutjrs wrote:
We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in

Regular bowl spoon but really long handle
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webghost0101 sopuli.xyz webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-20
#7 · Quote Reply

Long mug can still be used as a bowl.

Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.
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philipsdirk discuss.tchncs.de philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#8 · Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Long mug can still be used as a bowl. Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.

Paper weight?
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some_kind_of_guy lemmy.world some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-14
#9 · Quote Reply
superweeniehutjrs wrote:
We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in

No no, a small ladle with a long handle
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yoriaiko lemmy.blahaj.zone yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-10
#10 · Quote Reply
philipsdirk wrote:
Paper weight?

Eating many types of pasta!
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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#11 · Quote Reply

This combination is the best way to eat corn chowder.
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NoForwadSlashS piefed.social NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-09
#12 · Quote Reply

Good for nothing Minecraft ass fork
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WhyIHateTheInternet lemmy.world WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#13 · Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Long mug can still be used as a bowl. Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.

Someone hasn't seen mystery men
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webghost0101 sopuli.xyz webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-20
#14 · Quote Reply
WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
Someone hasn't seen mystery men

Guilty as charged.

Do you have a link?
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WhyIHateTheInternet lemmy.world WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#15 · Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Guilty as charged. Do you have a link?

It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/
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edible_funk lemmy.world edible_funk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-14
#16 · Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

I find thick fork to be upsetting in a way I can't quite articulate.
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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
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WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/

Probably my favorite super hero movie.
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jaschop awful.systems jaschop@awful.systems
Joined: 2024-04-27
#18 · Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

Who would win?
1000 long mugs VS the sun
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alpine_jim piefed.social alpine_jim@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-12
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WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/

I'm not Knifey-Boy, I'm not Stab-Man.
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WhyIHateTheInternet lemmy.world WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#20 · Quote Reply
atomicbocks wrote:
Probably my favorite super hero movie.

It is truly one of the movies ever
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deadbeef79000 lemmy.nz deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-17
#21 · Quote Reply

The come from this artist: https://www.theuncomfortable.com/
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untorquer quokk.au untorquer@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-12-03
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edible_funk wrote:
I find thick fork to be upsetting in a way I can't quite articulate.

2000's tech art kind of feel. The uncanny valley of creativity that lead to Corporate Memphis
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#23 · Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

I want long mug to store pen and pencils in it.

I want thicc fork so I can play tunes on it.
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TheSlad sh.itjust.works TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-10-07
#24 · Quote Reply

I wanna see the handle on the long side so it gets stretched out too and the mug is equally as useless as the fork
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Jackie's Fridge lemmy.world JackiesFridge@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#25 · Quote Reply
Hupf wrote:
Now imagine: thicc fork.

…thork
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friend_of_satan lemmy.world friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#26 · Quote Reply

Having just broken the handle off my favorite mug, I know for sure which one of these would last longer.
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ivanovsky lemmy.sdf.org ivanovsky@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-08-02
#27 · Quote Reply

Who would win? Not me, that's for sure.
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etaoin lemmy.blahaj.zone etaoin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-08-18
#28 · Quote Reply
TheSlad wrote:
I wanna see the handle on the long side so it gets stretched out too and the mug is equally as useless as the fork

Two CGI mugs, lit really bad. Both have a stadium-shaped body. The one in the background has a handle on the curved side, with enough (or perhaps a little too much) width to hold comfortably. The other has a handle spanning the entire flat side.
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TheSlad sh.itjust.works TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-10-07
#29 · Quote Reply
etaoin wrote:

Yes like that!
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treesquid lemmy.world treesquid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#30 · Quote Reply

Long mug would make a cute window sill planter. Thick fork is just a paperweight.
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Lily lemmy.world ratsanddogs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-26
#31 · Quote Reply

Thick fork would be useful with mashed potatoes but i would spill my drink with that cup
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WhereGrapesMayRule lemmy.world WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#32 · Quote Reply

How dare you leave out spherical spoon?
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