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Who would rule?
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rockSlayer
lemmy.blahaj.zone
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-02-24
Posted:   Subject: Who would rule? Quote
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Cellery
quokk.au
Cellery@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-09-30
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

Is it a spooning contest?
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snarkysadierose
lemmy.world
snarkysadierose@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins
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superweeniehutjrs
lemmy.world
superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in
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Hupf
feddit.org

Hupf@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

Now imagine: thicc fork.
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caseyweederman
lemmy.ca

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-30
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
superweeniehutjrs wrote:
We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in

Regular bowl spoon but really long handle
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webghost0101
sopuli.xyz
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-20
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

Long mug can still be used as a bowl.

Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.
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philipsdirk
discuss.tchncs.de
philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Long mug can still be used as a bowl. Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.

Paper weight?
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-14
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
superweeniehutjrs wrote:
We need a wide spoon, so it wouldn't fall in

No no, a small ladle with a long handle
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yoriaiko
lemmy.blahaj.zone

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-10
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
philipsdirk wrote:
Paper weight?

Eating many types of pasta!
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

This combination is the best way to eat corn chowder.
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NoForwadSlashS
piefed.social
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-09
#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply

Good for nothing Minecraft ass fork
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WhyIHateTheInternet
lemmy.world
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Long mug can still be used as a bowl. Thick fork has no practical use whatsoverer.

Someone hasn't seen mystery men
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webghost0101
sopuli.xyz
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-20
#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
Someone hasn't seen mystery men

Guilty as charged.

Do you have a link?
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WhyIHateTheInternet
lemmy.world
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
webghost0101 wrote:
Guilty as charged. Do you have a link?

It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/
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edible_funk
lemmy.world

edible_funk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-14
#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

I find thick fork to be upsetting in a way I can't quite articulate.
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atomicbocks
sh.itjust.works
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/

Probably my favorite super hero movie.
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jaschop
awful.systems
jaschop@awful.systems
Joined: 2024-04-27
#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
snarkysadierose wrote:
thick fork sucks at being a fork, however with long mug i can put my mouth at one end and chug gallons of hot chocolate, so it definitely wins

Who would win?
1000 long mugs VS the sun
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alpine_jim
piefed.social
alpine_jim@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-12
#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
WhyIHateTheInternet wrote:
It's on prime right now. Hank Azaria plays one of the superheroes, Jeff, and he throws cutlery. It's a ridiculous movie and totally worth a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/

I'm not Knifey-Boy, I'm not Stab-Man.
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WhyIHateTheInternet
lemmy.world
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: Who would rule? Quote Reply
atomicbocks wrote:
Probably my favorite super hero movie.

It is truly one of the movies ever
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