You'd think that after countless mishaps of bottles and glasses getting knocked over, ruining the felt layer upon any number of previous pool tables, they'd have learned their lesson by now. Ahaha... nope!

From the other side of the equation-- bonus pts for all eight of the models having to maintain their silly expressions for shot-after-shot across the day's shooting. And that ball never did get sunk. XD

I wonder how much Kirstie Alley got paid for this job?

I can’t tell whose genitals the guy in the leather jacket is fondling—the tall guy’s or Kirstie’s?

XD

Also, the guy in the green shirt to the left, wrapping his arm around Kirstie, and he even has his jeans-pantsed leg extended in front of her, limiting her freedom movement. Like, wtf?

It's actually kinda fascinating to me to ponder who the single-biggest chump here was. I.e., the beer company ordering the ad shoot, the director, OR the public for (presumably) lapping it up!

Bonus pts for even her shot-angle looking wrong, about to send the target ball in exactly the wrong direction(!)

Back in my day, tequila used to make her clothes fall off….

I would never invite any of these slobs over to my place.

The arm is plain old weird. I thought it might be Kirstie's, bent around her back, but the angle is odd. You can get your hand flat against your back, but it isn't too natural. Yet it's weird as green shirt guy's arm, too. The elbow position doesn't lead to his shoulders, and his shoulder behind her head looks like it leads downward.

There is some uncanny-arm-valley going on here. I'm going with the theory that it's a stray, unaffiliated arm that decided to join the photoshoot, but it's not actually attached to anybody.

I’m going with the theory that it’s a stray, unaffiliated arm that decided to join the photoshoot, but it’s not actually attached to anybody.

"I, uh... in the words of JFK... I find your commentary acceptable!"
XD

Fun fact: all those guys are in their 20s.

Even a bolo tie, man this ad has everything!

None of it fits well, but it has it!