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The Picard Maneuver
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make. |
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cybervseas
lemmy.world
cybervseas@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make.
We witness the future equivalent of professional military service, and mostly follow officers on those ships. And almost always see them in uniform. Perhaps sex drive isn't different but we're witnessing workplace professionalism. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
We witness the future equivalent of professional military service, and mostly follow officers on those ships. And almost always see them in uniform. Perhaps sex drive isn't different but we're witnessing workplace professionalism.
Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship. Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things would be messier. Maybe some sailors would like to chime in. |
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CyberEgg
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CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.deJoined: 2023-06-22 |
Many of us probably would. Myself however would much more likely go the other Barkley.and mutter "Computer, end programme!" every now and then. |
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CIA_chatbot
lemmy.world
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make.
A “hard” case you say? |
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GalacticGrapefruit
lemmy.world
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-01-30 |
Me, an asexual: "Heh. Skill issue." |
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Kowowow
lemmy.ca
Kowowow@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Lamia gf you say? |
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okwhateverdude
lemmy.world
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-01 |
Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship. Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things wou...
Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like. |
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Onomatopoeia
lemmy.cafe
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2025-01-02 |
Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like.
Lower Decks is the best version of Trek in my opinion. It's messy. I appreciate the episodes we got, maybe they'll reboot it. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like.
Yes, Lower Decks introduces blatant nepotism into the Star Fleet canon as well. Gotta pick up Season 3, soon. |
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okwhateverdude
lemmy.world
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-01 |
There are more options than going full Barclay. You could go full Geordi only I'd just end up making another Moriarty rather than a Leah as a research partner. Or I make another me to collaborate with. Sex is great and all, but I have much better uses for a holodeck. |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
This is canonically true!
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agentTeiko
piefed.social
agentTeiko@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-29 |
Hell good full sensory VR and I'm ready to check out of this reality. |
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FartMaster69
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FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-06 |
Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent. |
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Not a newt
piefed.ca
lemmyng@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-06-07 |
That was essentially the premise of Westworld (the series, not the films.) |
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Boomer Humor Doomergod
lemmy.world
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-15 |
Full Barclay? Nah, I’m going full Bortus. |
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LordKitsuna
lemmy.world
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Me, an asexual: "Heh. Skill issue."
While everyone is making jokes about sex, Barkley basically just used it as an escape. He created fake versions of his friends and coworkers that he could more easily be confident around, and you being asexual does not preclude you! We are all equally vulnerable yay~ |
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schipelblorp
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent.
Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers? |
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CannonFodder
lemmy.world
CannonFodder@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-08-22 |
Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?
I always get permissions from coworkers before i wank to pictures of them. I feel this builds a better relationship. |
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Tolookah
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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Go full Miles and go whitewater rafting one week, play with minis another. Could even have dinosaur races! |
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EnsignRoApologist
lemmy.world
EnsignRoApologist@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-23 |
Yes, Lower Decks introduces blatant nepotism into the Star Fleet canon as well. Gotta pick up Season 3, soon.
Introduces? Wesley gets preferential treatment at every turn because his mom is the CMO on the flagship and then because the most famous captain in the quadrant takes a liking to him. |
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FartMaster69
lemmy.dbzer0.com
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-06 |
Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?
I mean, if you’re going to build life like simulations of them then yeah. |
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Apathy Tree
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ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-23 |
Hmm.. that’s a tough one, I think it depends if the holodeck I have access to is on a spaceship traveling the universe or not. If I’m stuck here on earth? Absolutely, gimme, I’ll live in it! I want to be able to see cool things and have pleasant social interactions. I desperately want to like vr for the same reason (not that it’s advanced enough for the socializing part, but not the point) but it makes me sick. If I was on a space ship, though, especially one like depicted in star trek, totally accepting and encouraging of differences and stuff, where socializing just means wandering around whatever time of day, and talk to whomever you run into, most of the people I’d be around are brilliant, and everyone gets mental health support? Where we regularly explore novel things and new places? What else would there be to need, really? (I’m ace/aro so sex and romance aren’t something I’d be interested in using it for, only platonic companionship and novel exploration environments) I’d probably use it for exercise, and that’s about it. |
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?
You should ask HR first. They'll love that |
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T. Hex
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0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-08-16 |
Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship. Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things wou...
I assume they've perfected the psych drugs in the Star Trek future so there's less drama. The only thing they can't cure is Pon Farr. |
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CapuccinoCoretto
lemmy.world
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-03-24 |
Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent.
Fine. I'm playing with Di-Anna Troy, Bill Ryeckur, JhanLuke Pikhard... |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
I assume they've perfected the psych drugs in the Star Trek future so there's less drama. The only thing they can't cure is Pon Farr.
And Ryker goes off the pill 24 hours before an away mission or the arrival of suitable dignitaries. |
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Rakonat
lemmy.world
Rakonat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Computer, 20% bigger. |
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FartMaster69
lemmy.dbzer0.com
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-06 |
Fine. I'm playing with Di-Anna Troy, Bill Ryeckur, JhanLuke Pikhard...
For some reason that feels creepier. |
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GreenKnight23
lemmy.world
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-21 |
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HumanOnEarth
lemmy.ca
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-23 |
Full Barclay? Nah, I’m going full Bortus.
Don't forget 500 cigarettes....you're uh...gonna need them. |
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HumanOnEarth
lemmy.ca
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-23 |
Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?
Around Troi, I guess so. She must go through some shit |
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hash
lemmy.world
hashferret@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
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Courtney (she/her/they)
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EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-04-10 |
I'd probably go the Mariner route: "I'm gonna work some shit out..." Well, probably less "murder all my coworkers because therapy is scary" and more "morning workout routine Cardassian prison break" because I don't hate my coworkers THAT much but I could totally see myself doing some "defend yourself/rescue the hostage" type stuff. |
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rainwall
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rainwall@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-17 |
Introduces? Wesley gets preferential treatment at every turn because his mom is the CMO on the flagship and then because the most famous captain in the quadrant takes a liking to him.
Not to mention that captain was an old friend of his fathers and a potential love interest of his mother. Wesley is nepo as fuck. He just happens to be a super genius space Jesus as well. |
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rainwall
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rainwall@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-17 |
And Ryker goes off the pill 24 hours before an away mission or the arrival of suitable dignitaries.
More like Riker is on the maximum legal dose of the surrpression drug, and its just not enough to contain him. |
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CapuccinoCoretto
lemmy.world
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-03-24 |
For some reason that feels creepier.
It is. You have no idea. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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marzhall
lemmy.world
marzhall@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
I gained access to Minecraft, was bored by the lack of direction, and left after maybe half an hour. Other people make CPUs in that game. |
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DonkeyStar
lemmy.world
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-23 |
Given access to a holodeck, I would have it generate a clamshell-style pod fitted to my body filled with rotating brushes that have bristles firm enough to remove several layers of epidermis. I will be cleansed. |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
This is canonically true!
So in the Star Trek future, we have holodeck technology that can create practically any scenario a person could imagine, but personal vibrator technology is apparently stuck in the dark ages? I'm a busy bunny, when I need to get my rocks off I want to get that shit over with as quickly and efficiently as possible! I don't want to have to put on a costume and get into specific details with a computer! |
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Tattorack
lemmy.world
Tattorack@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-10-28 |
Well, I know the furry fandom would. I've known quite a few who went full Broccoli on just VRChat already. |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
I would end up causing one of the infamous "holodeck malfunction" episodes. Except mine wouldn't be a result of the terrible design of the holodeck's safety systems, but simply my urge to fuck with things. "Computer, simulate a holodeck with safeties off while keeping the safeties on." "Computer, use the holodeck to construct an intricate simulation of the entire ship, including the holodeck and ship's computer." "Computer, disable the safety locks and simulate a warp core breach inside the holodeck." "Computer, disable safety locks and simulate a world-spanning fire." "Computer, create a holodeck simulation of a holodeck. Have that simulated holodeck simulating a holodeck. Make that a hundred layers deep." "Computer, have the holodeck simulate both a holodeck larger than itself and a holodeck smaller then itself. Run both simultaneously." "Computer, create a simulation of Counselor Troi. Then create a simulation of Lieutenant Barclay pleasuring himself to that simulation. Then create a simulation of Counselor Troi psychologically analyzing the Lieutenant Barclay simulation. Then add another Barklay pleasuring himself to the the second Troy. Then and another Troi. Keeping doing this until the holodeck is full. Once operational and running, send an automated message to the real Counselor Troi and Lieutenant Barclay, in each other's voices, asking each other to come to the holodeck for an urgent matter." |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
I'd probably go the Mariner route: "I'm gonna work some shit out..." Well, probably less "murder all my coworkers because therapy is scary" and more "morning workout routine Cardassian prison break" because I don't hate my coworkers THAT much but I could totally see myself doing some "defend yourself/rescue the hostage" type stuff.
"Whoops, thought it would get me going in the morning by making my morning holodeck warm up a simulated version of the D-Day landings. Turns out while the violence was simulated, the PTSD wasn't." |
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