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The Picard Maneuver
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schipelblorp
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#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make.

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cybervseas
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#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make.

We witness the future equivalent of professional military service, and mostly follow officers on those ships. And almost always see them in uniform. Perhaps sex drive isn't different but we're witnessing workplace professionalism.

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schipelblorp
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#4 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

We witness the future equivalent of professional military service, and mostly follow officers on those ships. And almost always see them in uniform. Perhaps sex drive isn't different but we're witnessing workplace professionalism.

Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship.

Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things would be messier. Maybe some sailors would like to chime in.

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CyberEgg
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#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Many of us probably would. Myself however would much more likely go the other Barkley.and mutter "Computer, end programme!" every now and then.

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CIA_chatbot
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#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

I'd like to argue that the sex drive of the future is somewhat different, but the reaction to Betazoid pheromes make it a hard case to make.

A “hard” case you say?

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GalacticGrapefruit
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#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Me, an asexual: "Heh. Skill issue."

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Kowowow
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#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Lamia gf you say?

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okwhateverdude
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#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship. Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things wou...

Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like.

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Onomatopoeia
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#10 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like.

Lower Decks is the best version of Trek in my opinion.

It's messy.

I appreciate the episodes we got, maybe they'll reboot it.

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schipelblorp
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#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Nah, not too pessimistic. Unless everyone is genetically modified (only through Dr. Bashir and the misfits do we know at least some were), everyone exists on a normal distribution. Lower Decks is arguably closer to what the humans would actually be like.

Yes, Lower Decks introduces blatant nepotism into the Star Fleet canon as well.

Gotta pick up Season 3, soon.

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okwhateverdude
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#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

There are more options than going full Barclay. You could go full Geordi only I'd just end up making another Moriarty rather than a Leah as a research partner. Or I make another me to collaborate with. Sex is great and all, but I have much better uses for a holodeck.

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grue
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#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

This is canonically true!

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agentTeiko
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#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Hell good full sensory VR and I'm ready to check out of this reality.

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FartMaster69
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#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent.

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Not a newt
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#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

That was essentially the premise of Westworld (the series, not the films.)

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Boomer Humor Doomergod
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#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Full Barclay? Nah, I’m going full Bortus.

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LordKitsuna
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#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Me, an asexual: "Heh. Skill issue."

While everyone is making jokes about sex, Barkley basically just used it as an escape. He created fake versions of his friends and coworkers that he could more easily be confident around, and you being asexual does not preclude you! We are all equally vulnerable yay~

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schipelblorp
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#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent.

Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?

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CannonFodder
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#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?

I always get permissions from coworkers before i wank to pictures of them. I feel this builds a better relationship.

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Tolookah
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#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Go full Miles and go whitewater rafting one week, play with minis another.

Could even have dinosaur races!

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EnsignRoApologist
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#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Yes, Lower Decks introduces blatant nepotism into the Star Fleet canon as well. Gotta pick up Season 3, soon.

Introduces? Wesley gets preferential treatment at every turn because his mom is the CMO on the flagship and then because the most famous captain in the quadrant takes a liking to him.

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FartMaster69
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#23 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?

I mean, if you’re going to build life like simulations of them then yeah.

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Apathy Tree
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#24 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Hmm.. that’s a tough one, I think it depends if the holodeck I have access to is on a spaceship traveling the universe or not.

If I’m stuck here on earth? Absolutely, gimme, I’ll live in it! I want to be able to see cool things and have pleasant social interactions. I desperately want to like vr for the same reason (not that it’s advanced enough for the socializing part, but not the point) but it makes me sick.

If I was on a space ship, though, especially one like depicted in star trek, totally accepting and encouraging of differences and stuff, where socializing just means wandering around whatever time of day, and talk to whomever you run into, most of the people I’d be around are brilliant, and everyone gets mental health support? Where we regularly explore novel things and new places? What else would there be to need, really? (I’m ace/aro so sex and romance aren’t something I’d be interested in using it for, only platonic companionship and novel exploration environments)

I’d probably use it for exercise, and that’s about it.

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surewhynotlem
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#25 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?

You should ask HR first. They'll love that

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T. Hex
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#26 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Yes, the univeral and unrealistic competence of the crew extends beyond technical skills to emotional ones--nobody ever abuses their authority over a failed relationship. Edit: Am I saying it's impossible that it could become a reality? Maybe I'm being too pessimistic about human nature; but I think between military strucutre and being stuck in a tin can full time for years together, things wou...

I assume they've perfected the psych drugs in the Star Trek future so there's less drama. The only thing they can't cure is Pon Farr.

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CapuccinoCoretto
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#27 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Fantasies wasn’t were Barcley went wrong, it was involving coworkers without consent.

Fine. I'm playing with Di-Anna Troy, Bill Ryeckur, JhanLuke Pikhard...

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schipelblorp
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#28 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

I assume they've perfected the psych drugs in the Star Trek future so there's less drama. The only thing they can't cure is Pon Farr.

And Ryker goes off the pill 24 hours before an away mission or the arrival of suitable dignitaries.

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Rakonat
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#29 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Computer, 20% bigger.

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FartMaster69
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#30 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Fine. I'm playing with Di-Anna Troy, Bill Ryeckur, JhanLuke Pikhard...

For some reason that feels creepier.

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GreenKnight23
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#31 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

1000004761

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HumanOnEarth
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#32 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Full Barclay? Nah, I’m going full Bortus.

Don't forget 500 cigarettes....you're uh...gonna need them.

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HumanOnEarth
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#33 Posted:   Subject: Re: He's just the one that got caught Quote Reply

Wait, am I supposed to get consent to fantasize about coworkers?

Around Troi, I guess so.

She must go through some shit

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