That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game

It's obviously Skooma

Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.

Mmm moon suger :3

Khajit has wares, IF you have coin...

You have any idea how fucking popular a proven Isekai pill would be... Earth would be damn near empty.

I played the game in VR for a bit. Cliff racers are HUGE. Much bigger than they look on the screen. My respect for Saint Jiub went way up.

You gotta take the Rhino II and turn the tables.

Avoid the Horny Goat Weed for Women: it functions as a Scroll of Icarian Flight in Morrowind.

The Elder’s Pole III : Hollowskin

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming.

Speak quickly, Outlander.

What are gas station pills? Is this some weirdly branded viagra? I've never seen this before...

why don’t people just buy viagra instead?

They let you jump really high. But you have to land within 15 seconds or you'll die.

For when you want to make your partner CHIM

I used to name myself the same name lol

Great, now I want to start the game and not finish the main quest for the hundreth time again.

Wait, you meant "Klear"? *You're* the one that's been blocking me from using this name on various random websites this whole time?!

I mean Jiub in Morrowind lmao

This one's not real, but gas stations and corner stores frequently sell sketchy stuff that claims to work. Usually off brand viagra, energy, diet pills, etc. You should never try any of it if you value your health.

They're basically drugs that haven't yet been banned with the FDA.

Oh. The search for my doppleganger continues...

get isekai'd

Let’s make this quick, outlander. I haven’t much time.

But with a boner mod preinstalled.

From the people that brought you “The war on drugs” tm

I am just assuming though.

Yeah, often unrelated Viagra, Cialis and other drugs, in unlisted dosages.

This YouTube pharmacist often sends these to a lab, and the results are often pretty bad. Its wild American gas stations sell these. They’re super dangerous. They’re just a random handful of prescription PDE5 Inhibitors, possibly sprinkled kratom.

https://youtu.be/f_U4sK78ZQw

Spiffing brit introduced me to a mod that has me installing Skyrim again. It overhauls the leveling system so that you get incremental somewhat random stat boosts per kill. Seems like an interesting way to avoid the main quest, and the civil war.

https://youtu.be/g1DRZ0bzF2g

Kratom alkaloids if your lucky, weird discontinued SSRIs and or Trycyclics if you draw the short straw...

looking for someone to unlock the cabinet
Where's that wage slave...
Here not long ago...

:: takes pill ::

5 minutes after it kicks in

Me: What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

Cops: WTF is this dude on?!

starts clipping through map

Great name for an anti-gas pill. Fart tomorrow, not today.

Do these actually exist? Apart from the whole elder scrolls thing. Can't remember the last time I was at a gas station, but for sure do remember that some had sausages and motor oil on sale right next to each other, sometimes random convenience store crap like fake flash drives too. /genq

You would have be crazy to take it, the last thing I want is to deal with Cliffracers chasing me around.

Have you seen the American pharmaceutical industry? Plus when youre at the truck stop picking up a new road friend you ain't got time for a Zocdoc appointment.

Hey you, you're finally erect.
::: spoiler spoiler
I know it's from Skyrim, just let me have this
:::

Takes Pill

Passes out...

Wake up to EMT staring down at you

Hey you, you're finally awake... Didn't think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there...

telekinesis from around the corner

Untested CHIMicals

I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?

And now they are game branded.

Bout to become the Moon-and-Star in my pants and CHIM all over the place.

Yep, saw a video of one that was Viagra and Cialis together (which shouldn't ever be taken together)