Eyebrows can be easily drawn on

The hell does 'SD:LKFM' mean?

IIRC eyebrow color and hair color are different genes and many people have naturally different eyebrow colors than their hair color.

It's just a keysmash

It's just keyboard spam to indicate uncontrollable laughter and adjacent emotions. Think of it as the equivalent of a spit-take when someone says something funny in person.

San Diego: Let's Kill Fuckin' Monsters!

Yeah I’ve got dark hair and blonde eyebrows and a blond beard. They will be all white by my 40s though.

Blonde doesn't always lead to white.

• used-to-be blonde person that is still not going white

Though perhaps your family history will lead there all the same.

I used to have a bold red patch in my beard. It was the first spot to go white.

But if we kill the fuckin' monsters, what will we fuck?

ngl ppl obsessed with hair colours like that are kinda weirdos

Each other ;)

I think it means "Slow Down: Let's Kiss Fat Men"

Or "Such Drama: Le Keyboard Fails Me"

All hairs turn white when they lose their pigment, mine started early.

Lend me your noodle?

Who holds down the shift key for a keysmash though? (Not saying it because of the capital letters, but because of the colon.) Is that a thing people do deliberately?