RetroFed Forum
Your home away from modern life.
Live short and Fail 🖖
Post Reply
AuthorMessage
negativenull piefed.world negativenull@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-06-12
Quote

source

329   Original
AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
#2 · Quote Reply

This is why Samuel Jackson couldn’t be cast in Star Trek.

26
negativenull Moderator negativenull@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-06-12
#3 · Quote Reply

This is why Samuel Jackson couldn’t be cast in Star Trek.

I have had it with these motherfucking Tribbles on this motherfucking Starship!

25
MelodiousFunk lemmy.zip MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-07
#4 · Quote Reply

I've never seen a bird of prey that needed to be shaved.

6
danekrae lemmy.world danekrae@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-11
#5 · Quote Reply

Engage, bitches! 🫵

13
Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#6 · Quote Reply

Roddenberry died for this 😥

3
hopesdead startrek.website hopesdead@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-05-27
#7 · Quote Reply

I have had it with these motherfucking Tribbles on this motherfucking Starship!

*station

3
jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-02-08
#8 · Quote Reply

This is why Samuel Jackson couldn’t be cast in Star Trek.

I’m sick of these motherfuckin borg on this motherfuckin cube.

10
ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
#9 · Quote Reply

I have had it with these motherfucking Tribbles on this motherfucking Starship!

I would watch this on repeat as a comfort movie

5
negativenull Moderator negativenull@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-06-12
#10 · Quote Reply

*station

Could be TOS Enterprise, or DS9 station I suppose

2
hopesdead startrek.website hopesdead@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-05-27
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

Could be TOS Enterprise, or DS9 station I suppose

DEEP SPACE STATION K-7! 🤦‍♂️

4
hopesdead startrek.website hopesdead@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-05-27
#12 · Quote Reply

I've never seen a bird of prey that needed to be shaved.

There is a band called The Roddenberries. They hail from Philadelphia and have been the house band at STLV since the 50th anniversary I believe. They sell a t-shirt with a Bird-of-prey that says “Go Birds!”

8
No1 aussie.zone No1@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-21
#13 · Quote Reply

This is why Samuel Jackson couldn’t be cast in Star Trek.

"Mind if I have some of your tasty Romulan Ale to wash this down with?"

6
Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#14 · Quote Reply

Finally, some Ambassador class representation.

5
Rug_Pisser piefed.zip Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-04
#15 · Quote Reply

Engage, bitches! 🫵

Energise motherfucker!

4
persona_non_gravitas piefed.social persona_non_gravitas@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-07
#16 · Quote Reply

Star Trek x Culture crossover, but they don't quite get the naming conventions.

5
MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#17 · Quote Reply

10
Melllvar startrek.website charonn0@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-07-03
#18 · Quote Reply

You should say something else.

5
Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

that would be sisko if he was the captain or when janeway on a COFFEE binge.

2
skulblaka sh.itjust.works skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
#20 · Quote Reply

I've never seen a bird of prey that needed to be shaved.

It's growing plasma spikes out of its warp core

1
Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

This is why Samuel Jackson couldn’t be cast in Star Trek.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"

Uh, sir, this is a peace negotiation

"I'm negotiatin' motherfucker!"

1
gnufuu lemmy.ca gnufuu@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-06-10
#22 · Quote Reply

We didn't choose the Crime Directive, the Crime Directive chose us.

2
Post Reply
Back to top