Aww you think they aren’t working with your politicians too? You sweet summer child.

Yup, we suck

We're doing everything we can. There just isn't much we can do.

Well yeah, but Im trying to trap Americans here. Not self-unaware Canadians.

Well consider me trapped! Grrrrr. Anger Grrr. Rawer. Wait, what are we talking about again?

I dont know but Im pretty sure I just trapped myself.

Well at least we are in this together buddy

It's all a trap; it's all ragebait. Many sensible americans are likely tired of these sorts of inferences. Non-americans can look down their noses and feel smug while they get blasted in the ass by their own fascist leaders (but they're 20% less fashy). We can snipe at each other but we're just doing their labor for them. Again.

You're not wrong, but at least have an original thought and joke. I fully agree America is a shithole atm, I fully agree Americans are all mad about the wrong shit. But this is meme 32,746 of the same, tired, unoriginal joke. We're turning into reddit where the same shit gets posted every day in a feedback loop because people want their turn to get meme karma. SNL UK has been doing some hilarious and fresh roasting of Americans and our politics, it's not impossible to joke about still as a subject matter. But God man you're less original than a teenager who hates his parents. As for the trap, I'll just block you and magically escape ✨

One in the bucket, lads.

Username checks out.

Hey, only we can point out we suck! You suck for pointing out our suck!

Hey you're that penetration cum blast guy!

Im on the payroll. Its not much but its honest work.

I see my reputation has blown up. Post penetration, of course

Like moths to flame

Americans when shut the fuck up challenge (impossible)

Uh... no on both counts. Y'all aren't doing half as much as MLK and crew (yet alone these guys).

Youre on the payroll… of the fash who want us infighting? Really weird flex.

Eyekaytee when not be in every thread about American politics complaining about American politics instead of just scrolling past it challenge (impossible) lmao goteem.

Honestly, it amazes me how many people will spend hours arguing over a shitpost.

It's pretty dishonest work as well...

Where's all the America Big people? Like you dont just have to get New York, Cali, and DC up in arms and its over.

Comparing us to SpongeBob can only be flattery. You'll never be mean enough to get into the EU at this rate, Canada!

... a thirst trap?

Please? 🥺

All this time you never realized that the pie in “pied piper” was good ol American apple pie

it's basically americans when anyone posts anything they don't like online

people basically think some random poster on some shitty online platform has more to answer for than the president of the US

Me and you both. Do people not read the name of communities before jumping on their high horse?

Thank you CIA_chatbot 💕!

Humor in my shitposting community? Not on MY watch.

We call it bribing and corruption instead of lobbying though.

Lobbying this cash into your bank account amirite? ~god we are so fucked~

I look forward to Europe's impending swing far right so I can post memes about it.

It's almost as if responding to a shitpost is less difficult and dangerous than mounting a resistance against an oppressive militarized state. Who knew?

Nahhh, Finnish its too difficult. That's why its the Russians for us.

32,746 of the

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Does anyone else find it a little bit unsettling that theres a daily push to get americans to just go ham with machine guns?

The weird thing is its nearly impossible to work out where its coming from. Anti-gun americans trying to push it so they get regulated? Pro-fascists looking for excuses to enact martial law? Hostile foreign powers trying to capitalise on disruption and sow chaos? Well intentioned foreign citizens? People who just want to watch the world burn? The list goes on.

Super duper sorry about that! We expect our diplomacy to be profitable and recent communications have NOT been up to our standards.

Joke's on you. Im not European either.

There's only two places, Europe and America. Get with it!

Or more like "socialism when it finances aircraft carriers and F-22s flying over football games" vs "socialized health care for all"

Pretending to be a fascist is not terribly funny.

There are 340,000,000 of us spread coast to coast across a continent. Putting Americans in the same bucket is like doing the same to Europeans.

Does anyone else find it a little bit unsettling that theres a daily push to get americans to just go ham with machine guns?

Literally not what I said and you know it. This is a strawman.

You're right. Its literally not what you said. Only figuratively.

You dont strike me as an authority on anything funny. Or fun. Or even slightly uplifting.

I wouldn't wish that evil on anybody. Besides, there's my exit plan.

Hungary had the right idea. They proved it's possible to say no to fascism.

That would have to be a very big bucket. I dont think they make them that big.