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slothrop lemmy.ca slothrop@lemmy.ca
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SeeMarkFly lemmy.ml SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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My neighbor called the police when my dog chased their cat...in my backyard. I got off with a warning.

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CuddlyCassowary lemmy.world CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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My neighbor called the police when my dog chased their cat...in my backyard. I got off with a warning.

Were they at least told to keep their cat inside? Or on their own property?!?

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ProfessorScience lemmy.world ProfessorScience@lemmy.world
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Ok so, sure, other parents seem to have escalated things in a dumb way, but... for the rest of his life, this kid can say "I was so good at soccer they called the police on me... when I was 3."

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MangoCats feddit.it MangoCats@feddit.it
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Were they at least told to keep their cat inside? Or on their own property?!?

Laws vary from county to county, city to city, but in most places cats are free to roam, legally, and deliberately harming a cat for nothing more than trespass exposes you to animal cruelty charges punishable with fines and/or mandatory anger management and other counselling.

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CuddlyCassowary lemmy.world CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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Laws vary from county to county, city to city, but in most places cats are free to roam, legally, and deliberately harming a cat for nothing more than trespass exposes you to animal cruelty charges punishable with fines and/or mandatory anger management and other counselling.

Obviously I don’t know the specifics of this situation, but if a cat jumps into a fenced yard with a dog and gets chased, that seems pretty unfair since the dog owner is being responsible. But maybe that wasn’t the case here.

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kablez lemmy.world kablez@lemmy.world
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Wow, those other parents are total pieces of shit.

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MangoCats feddit.it MangoCats@feddit.it
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Obviously I don’t know the specifics of this situation, but if a cat jumps into a fenced yard with a dog and gets chased, that seems pretty unfair since the dog owner is being responsible. But maybe that wasn’t the case here.

Every case needs a proper, unbiased, investigation - and we won't be getting that here tonight.

My snowflake neighbor came crying to me about his chickens being murdered and how he saw my cat on his camera and if he ever saw my cat again he was going to shoot it - nevermind that cats don't murder full grown laying hens in their pen and the fact that we have raccoons, hawks, owls, and coyotes which DO murder full grown laying hens at any opportunity. I had to jump a hoop (get an ear clipped) to get my cat protected as "free to roam" in our county, which is a little weird, but now that he's protected legally as a "community cat" anyone who brags about shooting him is eligible for an open and shut animal cruelty case, $500 fine and court ordered anger management counselling. We passed this information to the snowflake through his landlord, and have not heard peep out of him since - 2 and a half years now.

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we are all crazypeople.online crazycraw@crazypeople.online
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12-15 years from now we may start to hear of an up and comer in the soccer leagues, and someone will rediscover his early roots.

just kidding. we'll have destroyed ourselves long before this delightful and skillful little boys dreams come true.

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SeeMarkFly lemmy.ml SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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Obviously I don’t know the specifics of this situation, but if a cat jumps into a fenced yard with a dog and gets chased, that seems pretty unfair since the dog owner is being responsible. But maybe that wasn’t the case here.

I am a responsible dog owner. The guy was just a jerk, and he still is.

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thisbenzingring lemmy.today thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
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Messi was like that when he was an adolescent. Theres video of him just tearing it up as the smallest kid in the game

The future looks bright for little Nevada

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SeeMarkFly lemmy.ml SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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Were they at least told to keep their cat inside? Or on their own property?!?

Cats are free to roam here. He wasn't a nice guy to begin with. He was renting and I own so...problem solved.

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threeonefour piefed.ca threeonefour@piefed.ca
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"Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me"

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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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I'm the one who called the cops. You guys don't understand just how good this toddler is, someone had to do something

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AItoothbrush lemmy.zip AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip
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That child is going places fr 💀

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TryingSomethingNew sopuli.xyz YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz
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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Wow, those other parents are total pieces of shit.

If my kid was playing with baby Messi? I would still want them to have a chance to play. This is fucking kids soccer - there’s no money on it. Good for the kid at being a god, but my kid can’t get good if she doesn’t have a chance to play.

Edit: calling the cops was wrong. I cannot believe anybody thought that was a good idea.

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John Richard lemmy.world timewarp@lemmy.world
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I'm the one who called the cops. You guys don't understand just how good this toddler is, someone had to do something

Don't you know about cops killing black people though. They could have showed up and thought that little 3 year old boy was going to kick a soccer ball at them.

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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Don't you know about cops killing black people though. They could have showed up and thought that little 3 year old boy was going to kick a soccer ball at them.

I thought it was obvious, but /s for the aforementioned comment you're replying to.

Edit, I read half your reply when I replied. It seems I'm the one with egg on my face

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
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I can't help but remember this sketch from Reno 911.

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Bane_Killgrind lemmy.dbzer0.com Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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If my kid was playing with baby Messi? I would still want them to have a chance to play. This is fucking kids soccer - there’s no money on it. Good for the kid at being a god, but my kid can’t get good if she doesn’t have a chance to play. Edit: calling the cops was wrong. I cannot believe anybody thought that was a good idea.

lol

Take your kid to a different league, what are the cops even doing here?

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Riskable programming.dev riskable@programming.dev
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Every case needs a proper, unbiased, investigation - and we won't be getting that here tonight. My snowflake neighbor came crying to me about his chickens being murdered and how he saw my cat on his camera and if he ever saw my cat again he was going to shoot it - nevermind that cats don't murder full grown laying hens in their pen and the fact that we have raccoons, hawks, owls, and coyotes wh...

If you ever get another cat, name it Snowflake and make sure to tell your neighbor you named it after them 😁👍

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Riskable programming.dev riskable@programming.dev
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I'm the one who called the cops. You guys don't understand just how good this toddler is, someone had to do something

Someone call the cops! This comment is too good.

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ImADifferentBird piefed.blahaj.zone ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone
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Laws vary from county to county, city to city, but in most places cats are free to roam, legally, and deliberately harming a cat for nothing more than trespass exposes you to animal cruelty charges punishable with fines and/or mandatory anger management and other counselling.

Sure, but there's a difference between deliberately harming a cat and your dog chasing a cat.

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13igtyme startrek.website 13igtyme@startrek.website
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I can't help but remember this sketch from Reno 911.

Is that from a later season or revival of some sort? That actor looks much older and has a mohawk.

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arak lemmy.today arak@lemmy.today
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#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

Too much melanin

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MangoCats feddit.it MangoCats@feddit.it
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Sure, but there's a difference between deliberately harming a cat and your dog chasing a cat.

Agreed, idiots abound.

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DickFiasco sh.itjust.works DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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Don't you know about cops killing black people though. They could have showed up and thought that little 3 year old boy was going to kick a soccer ball at them.

Or an acorn could have fallen on a car, causing them to shoot the place up.

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QueenHawlSera piefed.social QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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They had him banned from the league over this.

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/home/pineapplelover lemmy.dbzer0.com pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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???

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/home/pineapplelover lemmy.dbzer0.com pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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That child is going places fr 💀

Too good at soccer? Believe it or not, straight to jail

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HorreC lemmy.world HorreC@lemmy.world
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If my kid was playing with baby Messi? I would still want them to have a chance to play. This is fucking kids soccer - there’s no money on it. Good for the kid at being a god, but my kid can’t get good if she doesn’t have a chance to play. Edit: calling the cops was wrong. I cannot believe anybody thought that was a good idea.

we all know that playing against people of the same level makes you better...... You are just teaching your kid to find the shallowest pool to play in. How dare they be exposed to the idea that someone is better and maybe this is just all for learning.

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stylusmobilus aussie.zone stylusmobilus@aussie.zone
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#32 · Quote Reply

Wow, those other parents are total pieces of shit.

They are, but it’s not just them

The whole system complied. On a kid younger than them

I can’t say I’m surprised either

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stylusmobilus aussie.zone stylusmobilus@aussie.zone
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#33 · Quote Reply

If my kid was playing with baby Messi? I would still want them to have a chance to play. This is fucking kids soccer - there’s no money on it. Good for the kid at being a god, but my kid can’t get good if she doesn’t have a chance to play. Edit: calling the cops was wrong. I cannot believe anybody thought that was a good idea.

So you’re fine with this? Just to clarify?

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CmdrShepard49 sh.itjust.works CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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Is that from a later season or revival of some sort? That actor looks much older and has a mohawk.

They revived the series during COVID after an 11 year haitus.

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Pieisawesome lemmy.dbzer0.com Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#35 · (edited) Quote Reply

Every case needs a proper, unbiased, investigation - and we won't be getting that here tonight. My snowflake neighbor came crying to me about his chickens being murdered and how he saw my cat on his camera and if he ever saw my cat again he was going to shoot it - nevermind that cats don't murder full grown laying hens in their pen and the fact that we have raccoons, hawks, owls, and coyotes wh...

Not about your specific situation, but Cats can definitely kill hens. I used to live on a small farm and we had issues with some wild cats.

Lots of other issues with other predators, but it’s entirely possible, especially at night.

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csolisr hub.azkware.net csolisr@hub.azkware.net
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If this were France or Spain though? The kid would be getting an all-expenses-paid scholarship on the PSG or Barça

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xtr0n sh.itjust.works xtr0n@sh.itjust.works
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#37 · Quote Reply

If my kid was playing with baby Messi? I would still want them to have a chance to play. This is fucking kids soccer - there’s no money on it. Good for the kid at being a god, but my kid can’t get good if she doesn’t have a chance to play. Edit: calling the cops was wrong. I cannot believe anybody thought that was a good idea.

Something that can be remedied without involving armed law enforcement. Maybe the coach could do their job and make sure all the kids get at least some chance to play?

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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#38 · Quote Reply

"Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me"

Bro was out there breaking ankles!

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DaddleDew lemmy.world DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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#39 · (edited) Quote Reply

Listening to the parent talking in the video it sounds like there was past history between the kid's parents and the other parents and that there was at least an altercation between them after someone said something the kid's parent didn't like. This seems to be the real reason behind the cops being called and the parents kicked out. But of course, the parent who released the video edited all those parts out to make it sound they're kicking the kid out for being too good. Feel bad for the kid though. That wasn't his fault.

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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#40 · Quote Reply

If this were France or Spain though? The kid would be getting an all-expenses-paid scholarship on the PSG or Barça

And in the United States it costs ridiculous amounts of parents money to join the most competitive leagues. It's no wonder we're not competitive on the world stage, only rich kids can compete.

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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#41 · (edited) Quote Reply

Listening to the parent talking in the video it sounds like there was past history between the kid's parents and the other parents and that there was at least an altercation between them after someone said something the kid's parent didn't like. This seems to be the real reason behind the cops being called and the parents kicked out. But of course, the parent who released the video edited all t...

AOL Keyword: Uppity.

Look into it.

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rollin piefed.social rollin@piefed.social
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#42 · Quote Reply

Cats are free to roam here. He wasn't a nice guy to begin with. He was renting and I own so...problem solved.

He was renting and I own

what does this have to do with anything?

tenants have just as much rights in their homes as anyone else

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skhayfa lemmy.world skhayfa@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

Listening to the parent talking in the video it sounds like there was past history between the kid's parents and the other parents and that there was at least an altercation between them after someone said something the kid's parent didn't like. This seems to be the real reason behind the cops being called and the parents kicked out. But of course, the parent who released the video edited all t...

Even paw patrol shouldn't bother for petty bench fights. But since black folks were involved, officers smelled blood.

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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
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#44 · Quote Reply

He was already playing with kids roughly 2 years older than him according to the article

If there are more leagues that are older still literally just out him with even older kids. Calling the cops is batshit

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NotAnOtter lemmus.org NotAnOtter@lemmus.org
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#45 · Quote Reply

Even paw patrol shouldn't bother for petty bench fights. But since black folks were involved, officers smelled blood.

There’s a lot of over correction in this thread.

Police breaking up a recurring altercation is 100% part of what they are there for. A party being black is just unfortunate for optics.

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chunkystyles sopuli.xyz chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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#46 · Quote Reply

Ok so, sure, other parents seem to have escalated things in a dumb way, but... for the rest of his life, this kid can say "I was so good at soccer they called the police on me... when I was 3."

It would be hilarious if he grows up and completely stops playing or just is shit at it.

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Killer57 lemmy.ca Killer57@lemmy.ca
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

He was renting and I own what does this have to do with anything? tenants have just as much rights in their homes as anyone else

You're right, what does your comment have to do with anything? Tenants can be just as big of idiots as homeowners.

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soupcon lemmy.blahaj.zone soupcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#48 · Quote Reply

Unbelievable.

By which I mean, I literally don't believe this story as presented. There's definitely some details missing.

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FuglyDuck lemmy.world FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

He was already playing with kids roughly 2 years older than him according to the article If there are more leagues that are older still literally just out him with even older kids. Calling the cops is batshit
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TryingSomethingNew sopuli.xyz YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz
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#50 · Quote Reply

So you’re fine with this? Just to clarify?

No. Full stop. That was potentially deadly and scary and stupid and an unbelievable overreaction. I am fully against what they did. I can’t believe these dipshit parents couldn’t talk to the coach or that kid’s parents fucking mystifies me.

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TryingSomethingNew sopuli.xyz YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz
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#51 · Quote Reply

Something that can be remedied without involving armed law enforcement. Maybe the coach could do their job and make sure all the kids get at least some chance to play?

Yes, this. Fucking idiots bringing cops into it boggles the mind.

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